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Old 07-07-2015, 04:23 PM   #1
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I live in a smallish town with not much innit. We've already been to the movies. The only thing other than that is bowling and that's gross and I don't like thing.

Any suggestions on what to do? Some from-scratch ideas that don't have to involve a facilitated event.
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Old 07-07-2015, 04:25 PM   #2
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Old 07-07-2015, 04:29 PM   #3
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Mini golf? Maybe go for a hike or something.
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Old 07-07-2015, 04:30 PM   #4
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Old 07-07-2015, 04:34 PM   #5
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Time to talk to her about marriage and whether or not she wants kids. After you've picked out rings, take her to the sperm bank and have your fertility checked.

OT: Mini golf is actually pretty good. Bowling's all right, but I'd suggest it for a double date and make it a competition. Is there a reason why you don't want a "facilitated event?" I think that's great if you've just started dating because it gives you time to talk to each other and also something to talk about if you get to a point where you stop talking about yourselves.
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Old 07-07-2015, 04:34 PM   #6
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Old 07-07-2015, 04:37 PM   #7
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Don't do bowling unless you want to die utterly alone

OP should go "bowling."

Nah, bowling's cool (if you go with another couple) even though it's inherently lame because then the competition is more interesting than talking to each other about silly things like favourite colours and such and how many siblings you have. Same thing with go-karts or mini-golf.
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Old 07-07-2015, 04:40 PM   #8
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Old 07-07-2015, 04:42 PM   #9
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Watch a movie at home...it's way better since stuff will start happening. I once flew cross country to watch a film with a girl on a first date...little did I know that the watching the movie part was a precursor to sex. In the end, we didn't do it...because I had discovered my impotence and I was more confused than she was. She thought I was gay or something. She was quite patient but ultimately cruel as she strung me along for 2 years and let me throw my whole life away back in my home country. One particular time I remember unloading the canon was her I was laying at her feet and I actually got myself off in front of her prone...and she was really confused/freaked out...and I couldn't really explain that...I had no idea that it was the 'wrong' way to do it...I just thought it was alternative. She almost broke one of my ribs through walking all over me. She was rough on me...but I liked that.
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Old 07-07-2015, 04:43 PM   #10
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Old 07-07-2015, 04:47 PM   #11
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Old 07-07-2015, 04:52 PM   #12
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Something easy you can do at home.

Share the most hard hitting piece of media that makes you and her cry individually.

Then stab her and hide the body in the woods.

The catharsis will be glorious, as would the tabloid attention.




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Old 07-07-2015, 05:26 PM   #14
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Old 07-07-2015, 05:28 PM   #15
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Old 07-07-2015, 05:28 PM   #16
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Simple: you don't go out on dates. Ever. What you do is become vaguely good friends with someone who you clearly dig and they dig you, awkwardly get to know each other and end up ****ing on a night out round a friends' place. You while away your existences until they leave/cheat on you or mental health issues come up and rinse and repeat!
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Old 07-07-2015, 05:28 PM   #18
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Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons.

Nah but like, go hang out in a park or get something to eat, or make her something like someone else said. If she's the nerdy information sponge type, maybe take her to a museum or something.
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Old 07-07-2015, 05:32 PM   #19
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Simple: you don't go out on dates. Ever. What you do is become vaguely good friends with someone who you clearly dig and they dig you, awkwardly get to know each other and end up ****ing on a night out round a friends' place.

This is how to do things if you're British.

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Old 07-07-2015, 05:34 PM   #20
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I know a guy that took every girl he ever dated bowling every weekend.

Scratch that...sometimes twice a week.

I don't know how he does it.
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