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Old 02-11-2013, 02:11 PM   #14941
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Nah it's an eating thing. I've heard of people that just get off on watching people eat massive amounts of food. I think there are different variations of it.

I am guessing it's a little more involved than just eating whipped cream off your **** or eating mashed strawberry off her belly button cause I've never met a chick that isn't into that.


Oh. Well that's better than gore fetishes, at least the girl wont have to worry about being carved into something lol. Meh it's not really something to worry about, unfortunately if your experiences with the fetish in question have not been positive then maybe you should just keep it to yourself in the future.
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Old 02-11-2013, 03:48 PM   #14942
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So I went on my date Friday night, everything went well. She hugged me when I was dropping her off at home. Next Sunday we'll be going to the botanical gardens and then out to eat. I'm thinking I'm going to give her a nice box of chocolates and maybe a rose or something.
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:14 PM   #14943
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I've written to you 20Tigers.


Anyway, my recent regretful crap has made me realize a great deal many things about me...not what I am, but what I've become. Not only in regards to myself, but a lot in regards to other people.

Yeah..I need to give myself a complete pychological overhaul..and I don't even know where to start.
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Old 02-12-2013, 12:02 AM   #14944
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I've written to you 20Tigers.


Anyway, my recent regretful crap has made me realize a great deal many things about me...not what I am, but what I've become. Not only in regards to myself, but a lot in regards to other people.

Yeah..I need to give myself a complete pychological overhaul..and I don't even know where to start.

Start by detaching yourself from your emotions, or at least how much you care about girls you aren't dating and what people think of you. That should help with overthinking things too.
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Old 02-12-2013, 01:10 AM   #14945
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I remember going out to my work Christmas function a few years back. I put wore a good pair of jeans and a shirt and threw a tuxedo jacket over top. My workmates all commented "Looking pretty flash there man" At first I felt like I overdid it but decided too late to change now I'll just rock what I'm wearing. Afterwards we went into town and hit a number of clubs. I had so much attention that night it was insane. Everywhere I went any direction I looked girls had sparkly eyes and were throwing smiles my way. Usually I have to work for a girls attention but that night was an eye opener.

I shop slightly differnetly now and if I'm going out on a date or looking to get some female attention I dress thinking I'm not going to overdress but I will aim to be slightly better dressed than any other guy at the place.
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Old 02-12-2013, 01:29 AM   #14946
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You definitely gotta look good and dress well. But a lot of people (particularly on the internet) like to think that their ill-fitting dollar store suits will make them irresistible to women. But if you're at a bar where everybody is pretty casual and you walk in wearing a suit (especially a bad one) you're going to stand out in the wrong ways.
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:59 AM   #14947
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You definitely gotta look good and dress well. But a lot of people (particularly on the internet) like to think that their ill-fitting dollar store suits will make them irresistible to women. But if you're at a bar where everybody is pretty casual and you walk in wearing a suit (especially a bad one) you're going to stand out in the wrong ways.


I never spend anything less than 350 on a suit, and they're goooood. Not gonna lie, everytime me and a couple of bro's have suited up to go out, all female attention is on us, and it's aces.

You know what the best thing you can do is? Ask female friends of yours to take you clothes shopping. I haven't got a fucking clue how to dress myself, and on casual clothes I don't even spend that much, but my wife knows what looks good on me and what doesn't. Girls have a better eye for stuff like that, and if you wanna dress up to look good, there's no shame in asking their help.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:11 AM   #14948
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Hi. I'm falling for a friend I've known forever, and I've only sorta realized this now when I'm like 2 weeks away from moving away to another city and starting university. It's probably the reason I've come to realize this, actually. I'll still be 'stationed' back in my hometown (I'm boarding), but most of the time I'll be away. Should I tell her how I feel or leave it be?
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:41 PM   #14949
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Hi. I'm falling for a friend I've known forever, and I've only sorta realized this now when I'm like 2 weeks away from moving away to another city and starting university. It's probably the reason I've come to realize this, actually. I'll still be 'stationed' back in my hometown (I'm boarding), but most of the time I'll be away. Should I tell her how I feel or leave it be?


I think the best thing is to leave it be for now and wait and see how things go while you're at Uni.
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:44 PM   #14950
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Hi. I'm falling for a friend I've known forever, and I've only sorta realized this now when I'm like 2 weeks away from moving away to another city and starting university. It's probably the reason I've come to realize this, actually. I'll still be 'stationed' back in my hometown (I'm boarding), but most of the time I'll be away. Should I tell her how I feel or leave it be?


I also think you should hold off. Things are going to change a lot for you at university and its best to let that play out without having to worry about a girl back home, and conversely it doesn't risk the friendship. In some cases its worth it to risk the friendship, but not when you are going to leave and change most of your life around.
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:46 PM   #14951
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I ALSO THINK YOU SHOULD HOLD OFF BECAUSE UNIVERSITY AND REASONS
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:03 PM   #14952
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Is it possible that being rejected by the only girl I had the guts to confess to caused something in me to totally stop caring? I hardly feel attracted to anyone anymore and don't see the point in certain things anymore. I'm much more cold and cynical as a person, do you guys think it has something to do with her?
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:04 PM   #14953
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It sounds like you want to blame whatever on her rather than do anything about it.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:22 PM   #14954
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It's definitely her fault. At no point ever should you look inwards and hold yourself responsible for your actions and feelings.

Have you accused her of putting you in the friendzone yet?
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:53 PM   #14955
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She has actually lol, but i'm kinda over that now
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:08 PM   #14956
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Christ, man. I was being facetious to prove a point.

Basically, invert everything I just said.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:49 PM   #14957
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I know that, i was attempting to make a typical comment which fits your statement. Clearly I need to be more outrageous next time
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:22 PM   #14958
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Just a tad. But yeah, all of the things you mentioned truly are your fault. Let things go, breathe a bit, and take a second to enjoy life and relationships. You don't need to be cynical 100% of the time.
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:16 PM   #14959
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Nah it's an eating thing. I've heard of people that just get off on watching people eat massive amounts of food. I think there are different variations of it.

I am guessing it's a little more involved than just eating whipped cream off your **** or eating mashed strawberry off her belly button cause I've never met a chick that isn't into that.

No i like them to swallow fish and stuff alive. And most aren't down with that
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Oh. Well that's better than gore fetishes, at least the girl wont have to worry about being carved into something lol. Meh it's not really something to worry about, unfortunately if your experiences with the fetish in question have not been positive then maybe you should just keep it to yourself in the future.

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Old 02-12-2013, 10:23 PM   #14960
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So, I'm mainly asking the posters on this thread who are a bit more succesful with women, but anyone can answer:

How active are you in pursuing wimenz?

Not to be confused with chasing after a girl, like you have nothing better to do, but how much energy do you put towards meeting girls and getting dates n' stuff on a scale of "IDGAF" to "going out everynight specifically to pick up chicks"?

I imagine most of you go with the "let things happen" mantra, but I'm sure there's some point where you have actively decide something like asking someone on a date.
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