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Old 01-30-2015, 01:38 PM   #1
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International ITT Explain why Florida is best and better than where you live/reside

We have the hottest women (bikinis in winter) and its always sunny here.


Check out our dank eats!

















Let me hear how jelly you are, Pit. Lol!
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:42 PM   #2
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:44 PM   #3
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Psh, there's way hotter women in bikinis here year round and we don't have nearlllly as many fat/old people. Also the beer and food is 100x better.
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:45 PM   #4
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My food is less blurry.
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:46 PM   #5
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You live where old people go to die. I'm surprised the stench of death doesn't suffocate you.
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:46 PM   #6
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That does look pretty tasty actually. What is it?

lol @ the part about women tho
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:48 PM   #7
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:49 PM   #8
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^says the guy from Slovenia.

I grew up in So Fla. Florida is pretty tight, but it ain't got no mountains. Also, too developed.

The Keys though
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:50 PM   #9
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Sorry bud. California wins hands down.
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:52 PM   #10
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I've been to Tampa (lol), St. Petersburg (weird) and Miami (meh)

I must have missed all the good stuff. Like the Keys
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:53 PM   #11
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Lol! St pete here. Its like a chiller, less gay san francisco
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Old 01-30-2015, 01:54 PM   #12
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I rented a place in a gated community. It was weird. Was on the water though which was 'ite.



Nice smog spout in the background

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Old 01-30-2015, 02:12 PM   #13
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South Florida checking in here represent! We are the best state ever.

We do have a lot of looneys over here, but other than that its pretty great here
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Old 01-30-2015, 02:12 PM   #14
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You also have the most batshit people ever to be brought into existence living in your state.

So there's that.
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Old 01-30-2015, 02:19 PM   #15
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Two years ago on tour, we played three dates in Florida. Hit Jacksonville first, then down to Orlando, then over to Tampa. On our way out of Florida, we broke down and were stuck in Tallahassee for two days.

It was awful. Reminded me way much of Phoenix, which I hate living in. Florida is like Arizona's older weirdo cousin. Felt like I was in this strange purgatory with nothing to do. Maybe if we broke down in South Florida, it woulda been more fun.
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Old 01-30-2015, 02:32 PM   #16
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I briefly lived in Florida when I was younger and it was the absolute worst. Gimme California any day of the week.
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Old 01-30-2015, 02:33 PM   #17
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Meh, too hot
Also, lol at the part about the women
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Old 01-30-2015, 02:34 PM   #18
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Florida is rather boring after your first trip there. I couldn't possibly imagine ever living there.

I do however appreciate the apparently extreme effort its citizens go through to give me ridiculous news stories.

The Keys though
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Old 01-30-2015, 02:38 PM   #19
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So many hot women to literally fall into the friendzone with
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Old 01-30-2015, 02:51 PM   #20
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^says the guy from Slovenia.

I grew up in So Fla. Florida is pretty tight, but it ain't got no mountains. Also, too developed.

The Keys though

I've seen enough glorification of 'ideal Murican women' to realise that your claims about any woman, positive or negative, should not be trusted.



also something something mcdonalds something something fat stupid hicks something something imperialism
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