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Old 11-06-2015, 01:58 AM   #1
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How many pallet trucks have you made it with?

I had many obstacles in my way but I still managed to get my fair share. Enough to forget some and lose count . You know that horrible racist saying "you ain't a man till you...." I'm not going to complete it I don't want to get bant. Well, I've done that.
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Old 11-06-2015, 02:04 AM   #2
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I don't want to get bant.

This is not the place to not get bant. There are bants all over. Bants here, bants there, bants everywhere.
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Old 11-06-2015, 02:11 AM   #3
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nice bants mate
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Old 11-06-2015, 02:16 AM   #4
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like 2

srs one a few weeks ago at a sushi place (weird chick, but tapped dat)

and my first make-out sesh happened a couple years back, like senior year of hs.


what happened in between all that time? became an FA forum dweller, full time student, part time 9-5 office pencil-pusher, and i spend the rest of my time in the gym/working music

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Old 11-06-2015, 02:24 AM   #5
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what are we making??
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Old 11-06-2015, 02:54 AM   #6
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what are we making??
Lego?
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Old 11-06-2015, 02:57 AM   #7
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what are we making??

Son, when a mummy loves a daddy, they put their special swimsuit parts together, and that's how babby is formed.
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Old 11-06-2015, 03:05 AM   #8
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37 and a half
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Old 11-06-2015, 04:21 AM   #9
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Old 11-06-2015, 04:32 AM   #10
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37 and a half


Is the "half" a midget or an amputee?
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Old 11-06-2015, 04:33 AM   #11
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I'm wondering what half represents in this case...
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Old 11-06-2015, 05:35 AM   #12
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I'm wondering what half represents in this case...

A ladyboy?
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Old 11-06-2015, 06:21 AM   #13
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I had many obstacles in my way but I still managed to get my fair share. Enough to forget some and lose count . You know that horrible racist saying "you ain't a man till you...." I'm not going to complete it I don't want to get bant. Well, I've done that.

Yope talks about having sex with a black woman like it's some kind of dirty secret no one should know about.
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Old 11-06-2015, 06:39 AM   #14
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Old 11-06-2015, 07:14 AM   #15
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I don't like to think about it, but if you'd like a number, I'd have to have a note pad and some time to think about it.
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Old 11-06-2015, 07:21 AM   #16
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Old 11-06-2015, 07:34 AM   #17
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Lego?


I've got loads of lego stored away
I might have to invite some girls round
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Old 11-06-2015, 07:43 AM   #18
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A handful, as in four fingers and a thumb. As in 5.

Didn't lose my v-card til I was 18 (almost), there was two years between that and number two.
I dated number two for a year, realized I hadn't gotten out much, broke up with number two, and then tried to do the whole "Fuck bitches, get money" thing. Fucked 3 chicks in the next 8 months, and am still with the last one, four years later.
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Old 11-06-2015, 08:12 AM   #19
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I've made it without women. Who needs them anyway?
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Old 11-06-2015, 08:12 AM   #20
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so an undefined number?
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