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Old 04-15-2016, 07:14 PM   #1
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‘Genius’ sperm donor turns out to be convicted felon with mental issues



A Georgia-based sperm bank is being sued by three Canadian families who say the donor they chose was not the man they thought he was. The man was advertised to the families as having an IQ of 160, a world-renowned drummer working on his PHD in neuroscience. It turns out that the man is actually a convicted felon with schizophrenia – and he’s been the donor for 36 children.


and he’s been the donor for 36 children.

"How did this "cum" to light?"
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:16 PM   #2
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:17 PM   #3
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that's possibly unfortunate for those children depending on the accuracy of current findings in neuroscience

so in a way they've signed up for a very poorly controlled genetic study

*silver linings*
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:20 PM   #4
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:22 PM   #5
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"IQ of 160"
"world renowned drummer"
"actually a felon with schizophrenia"

drummerjokes.exe
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:25 PM   #6
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They should just adopt a kid instead of trying to engineer some superbaby.
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:26 PM   #7
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They should just adopt a kid instead of trying to engineer some superbaby.


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Old 04-15-2016, 07:28 PM   #8
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someone fucked up
technically no fucking occurred whatsoever

which adds insult to injury really
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:32 PM   #9
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They should just adopt a kid instead of trying to engineer some superbaby.


I really do agree with this. The world has enough kids, go adopt one if you want one.
but everyone wants to pass on their genetics lol ... well not in this case

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"IQ of 160"
"world renowned drummer"
"actually a felon with schizophrenia"

drummerjokes.exe


inb4 pit tub tappers barge in saying the article is somehow racist, which brings me to next point, are drummers a race?
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:39 PM   #10
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Did nobody bother checking his credentials?
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:47 PM   #11
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The man was advertised to the families as having an IQ of 160, a world-renowned drummer working on his PHD in neuroscience.

lol yeah sounds legit
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:48 PM   #12
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They should just adopt a kid instead of trying to engineer some superbaby.

science tho
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:51 PM   #13
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"IQ of 160"
"world renowned drummer"
"actually a felon with schizophrenia"

drummerjokes.exe


I bet he uses his head as a drum stick.

His back up drum stick...

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Old 04-15-2016, 07:52 PM   #14
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Let's be honest here. If you are aiming to create a baby genius you're already 50/50 in on insanity vs genius.

This reaks of incestual relations during heredity rule in order to keep blood lines pure

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Old 04-15-2016, 11:18 PM   #15
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I really do agree with this. The world has enough kids, go adopt one if you want one.
but everyone wants to pass on their genetics lol ... well not in this case



inb4 pit tub tappers barge in saying the article is somehow racist, which brings me to next point, are drummers a race?


I think they diverged from a common ancestor with regular humans.
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Old 04-15-2016, 11:44 PM   #16
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a world-renowned drummer working on his PHD in neuroscience.

Kek, most drummers can't count to 4.
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Old 04-15-2016, 11:46 PM   #17
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Kek, most drummers can't count to 4.


Hey man. It's pronounced polyrhythms.
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Old 04-16-2016, 12:23 AM   #18
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yeah like make sure you like totally like vet your baby daddy, for sure
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Old 04-16-2016, 12:24 AM   #19
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http://eduncovered.com/50-great-names-cum-2014-09-19

This was a fun read. I especially enjoyed "nut wallop."
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Old 04-16-2016, 12:29 AM   #20
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is this a vince vaughn movie yet?
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