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Old 04-11-2015, 03:29 PM   #1
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Got my kock stuck in friends ass

Oh no, it's stuck.



So pit, has this ever happened to you?
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Old 04-11-2015, 03:31 PM   #2
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Old 04-11-2015, 03:31 PM   #3
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no, but there was this one time when we had passionate anal sex.
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Old 04-11-2015, 03:45 PM   #4
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To be honest, the thought of putting your dick in a hot girl's ass is pretty much the entire enjoyable part. An anal cavity is extremely smooth, with no ridges to give a heightened sense of friction. It's especially awful and dull with a condom.

But give that little guy a smooch? OMG, it's wonderful (after a shower obviously).
Especially when you do it to a girl and it's HER first time??? My goodness, nothing better than seeing that first shocked little gasp, followed quickly by a quick confused smile
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Old 04-11-2015, 03:50 PM   #5
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Old 04-11-2015, 03:50 PM   #6
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To be honest, the thought of putting your dick in a hot girl's ass is pretty much the entire enjoyable part. An anal cavity is extremely smooth, with no ridges to give a heightened sense of friction. It's especially awful and dull with a condom.

But give that little guy a smooch? OMG, it's wonderful (after a shower obviously).
Especially when you do it to a girl and it's HER first time??? My goodness, nothing better than seeing that first shocked little gasp, followed quickly by a quick confused smile





Can't remember who posted that??
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Old 04-11-2015, 03:51 PM   #7
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Old 04-11-2015, 04:13 PM   #8
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Old 04-11-2015, 04:17 PM   #9
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dunno, tight ass?
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Old 04-11-2015, 04:20 PM   #10
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Old 04-11-2015, 04:20 PM   #11
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To be honest, the thought of putting your dick in a hot girl's ass is pretty much the entire enjoyable part. An anal cavity is extremely smooth, with no ridges to give a heightened sense of friction. It's especially awful and dull with a condom.

But give that little guy a smooch? OMG, it's wonderful (after a shower obviously).
Especially when you do it to a girl and it's HER first time??? My goodness, nothing better than seeing that first shocked little gasp, followed quickly by a quick confused smile



Any thread where this can be used somewhat in context is a winner
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Old 04-11-2015, 04:25 PM   #12
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yeah i hate when that happens
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Old 04-11-2015, 05:41 PM   #13
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That ass has teeth! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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Old 04-11-2015, 05:45 PM   #14
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To be honest, the thought of putting your dick in a hot girl's ass is pretty much the entire enjoyable part. An anal cavity is extremely smooth, with no ridges to give a heightened sense of friction. It's especially awful and dull with a condom.

But give that little guy a smooch? OMG, it's wonderful (after a shower obviously).
Especially when you do it to a girl and it's HER first time??? My goodness, nothing better than seeing that first shocked little gasp, followed quickly by a quick confused smile

This is pretty much the only credible thing anyone can say on this thread.
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Old 04-11-2015, 05:49 PM   #15
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who even posted that ^ originally hahah
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Old 04-11-2015, 05:55 PM   #16
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OH HO HO HO GOOD ONE not fgt.
You never have anything positive to say about anything, do you?
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Old 04-11-2015, 06:04 PM   #17
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You never have anything positive to say about anything, do you?

Ace really needs to listen to a copy of this before he posts in the pit.

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Old 04-11-2015, 06:13 PM   #18
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Old 04-11-2015, 06:15 PM   #19
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This is quite a coincidence, because I seem to have gotten my dick stuck between my friend's tits...
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Old 04-11-2015, 06:20 PM   #20
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This is quite a coincidence, because I seem to have gotten my dick stuck between my friend's tits...


That's crazy man, a friend of mine fucked up her mouth the other day while she was chomping on some muff.

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