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Old 07-22-2015, 08:20 AM   #1
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A Roast To Bladez22: A Dumb Thread Edition

Happy birthday Jack!
As seems to be trending thanks to yours truly, we will now take a moment out of our day to celebrate the birth of Bladez22 by telling him how much of a piece of **** he is.

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A dumb thread would make me happy :3
Bladez22 is soo dumb, he doesn't even realize that any thread about him is a dumb thread.

Bladez22 doesnt even realize how absolute and pure utter garbage his waifu (Joshua Garcia) is.

Bladez22 had to copy Joshua Garcia's space cat idea because he's too much of a puss to come up with one of his own.

Bladez22 ACTUALLY gets a hard-on to Princess Bubblegum of the children's show Adventure Time and NOT Marceline like normal losers, making him a meta-loser.
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Old 07-22-2015, 08:21 AM   #2
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Noone told me what a piece of shit I was on my birthday.

You all suck.
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Old 07-22-2015, 08:27 AM   #3
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Bladez22 has a similar name to an internet paedophile. ("WTF?")

Happy Birthday man!

I'll gladly remove the link if need be.
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like an emo Jesus

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Old 07-22-2015, 08:34 AM   #4
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Happy bd xo
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Old 07-22-2015, 08:36 AM   #5
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Bladez22 is so dumb, he doesnt know the difference between a rotary engine and a star engine.
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Old 07-22-2015, 08:37 AM   #6
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Old 07-22-2015, 08:42 AM   #7
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Bladez22 is so dumb, he doesnt know the difference between a rotary engine and a star engine.

Star engines are funky as ****.

Look at those moves.
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Old 07-22-2015, 08:53 AM   #8
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Bladez22' username sounds like what a 12 year old would call his first character in an MMO which he's stealing his parents' credit card details to pay subscription for.
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Star engines are funky as ****.

Look at those moves.

I've never been aroused by machinery before
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Old 07-22-2015, 08:54 AM   #9
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Indeed, but what's a rotary engine? And I don't mean the Wankel engine.
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Old 07-22-2015, 09:00 AM   #10
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Indeed, but what's a rotary engine? And I don't mean the Wankel engine.


It's like a guitar pick shaped thing inside a circle

oh, that is a wankel engine

haha wank
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Old 07-22-2015, 09:13 AM   #11
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A rotary engine is like the ones they used on planes right? Where the pistons rotated around the crankshaft?
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Old 07-22-2015, 09:23 AM   #12
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Old 07-22-2015, 09:49 AM   #13
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I've got sick engine skills
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Old 07-22-2015, 10:05 AM   #14
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Bladez is soo boring, The Pit would rather talk about engines than acknowledge him.
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Old 07-22-2015, 10:09 AM   #15
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Oh, happy birthday to Bladez btw. For your birthday I got you some new knowledge about engines.
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Old 07-22-2015, 10:27 AM   #16
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A rotary engine is like the ones they used on planes right? Where the pistons rotated around the crankshaft?


Both star and rotary engines were infact were used on planes, so you are correct. How long did it take you to google it?
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Old 07-22-2015, 10:30 AM   #17
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Honestly the only thing I googled was the sexy gif of the star engine
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Old 07-22-2015, 10:34 AM   #18
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Honestly the only thing I googled was the sexy gif of the star engine


If you say so.
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Old 07-22-2015, 10:40 AM   #19
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I have the advantage of having read literally thousands of pages worth of workshop manuals and stuff for car manufacturers though, so I do have a fair understanding of engines, even if I have to look up the terminology sometimes

Although, now that I think of it, I did have to look up star engines at one point (sometime last year), so I guess I wasn't entirely honest
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Old 07-22-2015, 11:07 AM   #20
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Bladez22' username sounds like what a 12 year old would call his first character in an MMO which he's stealing his parents' credit card details to pay subscription for.

I've never been aroused by machinery before


That is surprisingly accurate (minus the stealing money thing)
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