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Old 02-20-2015, 05:22 AM   #1
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Today is the day I lose my job.
I have already done all the work I'm supposed to do, and I'm staring at an almost dead UG forum at this time of the day.

I've already read all the news, and my usual entertainment sites.
I still have 6,5 hours to go.
Does anyone have any cool sites (preferably no sound) for me to have fun on for 6,5 hours?
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Old 02-20-2015, 05:26 AM   #2
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lol, welcome to my life, aka perpetual boredom.

You should drink.
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Old 02-20-2015, 05:27 AM   #3
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Why are you losing your job?
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Old 02-20-2015, 05:28 AM   #4
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You should have planned for this, and eaten a diet specifically designed for you to do an enormous toilet-clogging dump.
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Old 02-20-2015, 05:29 AM   #5
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You should have planned for this, and eaten a diet specifically designed for you to do an enormous toilet-clogging dump.




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lol, welcome to my life, aka perpetual boredom.

You should drink.


I'm at work. can't really get a drink now

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Why are you losing your job?


'Cause in the netherlands they can give you a contract for 6 months. but they can only give that to you 3 times. I've served my 3rd contract.
Law states that after the 3rd time, they either have to give me a permanent contract, or to let me go.
Given the fact that this company I'm working at is financially unstable, they couldn't afford to give me the permanent contract. in the event this company goes bankrupt, that would give them a load of crap. So they decided to stop working with me instead.
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Old 02-20-2015, 05:39 AM   #6
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What a bunch of dickholes.

Actually, my company does that with a lot of people, only we get contracts for a year. I'm on my second one right now.
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Old 02-20-2015, 05:42 AM   #7
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What a bunch of dickholes.

Actually, my company does that with a lot of people, only we get contracts for a year. I'm on my second one right now.



almost every company does it in this country. the problem is that they can't give me another one. They wanted to give me another one, I would've accepted another one, but the Law is a bitch in this situation.
Now I'm forced to look for another job or wait for 3 months and start the whole deal from scratch again.
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Old 02-20-2015, 10:36 AM   #8
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Maybe you could find a more permanent job if your work ethic was better. Stop wasting your employers time and money
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Old 02-20-2015, 10:49 AM   #9
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Maybe you could find a more permanent job if your work ethic was better. Stop wasting your employers time and money


lol look at this guy pretending to know me. I've always worked hard for this company mate. it's not my bad work ethics that made them decide not to give me a permanent contract. it's the financial state of the company.
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Old 02-20-2015, 10:52 AM   #10
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lol look at this guy pretending to know me. I've always worked hard for this company mate. it's not my bad work ethics that made them decide not to give me a permanent contract. it's the financial state of the company.


The go find another job at another company where you can WORK. That's pretty simple. I employ 180 people and know what I speak of
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Old 02-20-2015, 11:03 AM   #11
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The go find another job at another company where you can WORK. That's pretty simple. I employ 180 people and know what I speak of



OT: go read stuff on 27bslash6 if you've never been there before.

then replicate some of the stories involving the guy at work and post the results here.
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Old 02-20-2015, 11:08 AM   #12
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Lol, totally agree with KonaNunu. If your contract isn't getting renewed, you've only got yourself to blame.

I can't stand lazy employees who try to profit from their boss. No employer ever has ever used the legislation in a country to their advantage. And still employees try to screw us over!

I call for an uprising!

KILL THE EMPLOYEE! KILL THE EMPLOYEE! WE ARE THE 1 PERCENT!
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Old 02-20-2015, 11:22 AM   #13
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You should have planned for this, and eaten a diet specifically designed for you to do an enormous toilet-clogging dump.



excessive amounts of toilet paper to finish does the trick.


my trademark is getting the toilet brush and shoving it in before flushing to leave a little plastic island in the sea of filth I am creating.
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Old 02-20-2015, 11:24 AM   #14
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Go to Rotterdam and destroy whatever valuable cultural thing they have to get back at them for what they did in Rome...

... oh wait, they don't have anything of value there.
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Old 02-20-2015, 11:34 AM   #15
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I just got a call from a company I applied for. I've already have a new job lined up
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Old 02-20-2015, 11:35 AM   #16
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Perfect timing. Nice to have a non-only thread in which no one ended up getting ditched somewhere.
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Old 02-20-2015, 11:40 AM   #17
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I just got a call from a company I applied for. I've already have a new job lined up

you're doing it wrong.

you're supposed to wait a full month after losing a job before you even start applying.

during that time you should stay up late smoking weed and playing video games, sleep most of the day, and shower on a semi-regular basis.

oh, and make sure you spend what little money you have left over from your last paycheck.

then start applying. once you get a call back, don't answer the phone. let them leave a voicemail, which you should listen to, but don't return the call until a week later. you don't want to appear too eager.

if you do everything right, you should run out of cash right as you're starting your new job. you might have enough for cigarettes and such and possibly work clothes before your first paycheck.

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Old 02-20-2015, 12:05 PM   #18
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I just got a call from a company I applied for. I've already have a new job lined up

Nice!
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Old 02-20-2015, 12:10 PM   #19
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You've got more sense than most people then. You planned ahead and got another job ready.
If you don't mind what is your old job and what are you going to do at your new one?
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Old 02-20-2015, 12:28 PM   #20
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Never mind the new job, get some weapons, arm the peasants and launch a glorius revolution!
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