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View Poll Results: Shall I shave my nuts?
No man, unless you want to shave your jay jay as well 15 16.13%
Shave that pupic mess, dude. 64 68.82%
Tom Bombadil. Always Tom Bombadil. 16 17.20%
A fish has a watertight asshole. 27 29.03%
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:17 AM   #1
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Ball shaving.

My girlfriend keeps on insisting that she want to shave my nuts..well, shorten the hair there, anyway.

Not only because she reckons it's too long, but also because she keeps on getting hair in her mouth while giving me head.


But I don't want to be a non hairy girl man.


And, I've heard it tches like a bitch.


What do, Pit?
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:18 AM   #2
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Just get a normal electric face razor, pull the skin taught and run that over it. Shower straight after and it will be fine.
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:20 AM   #3
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It's not that bad.

Do it. Makes you feel sexy.
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:22 AM   #4
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Shaving itches when the hair starts to grow back unless you keep it clean-shaven. Shortening the hair length doesn't.

If she wants you to shorten it and you want to keep getting head I'd say that's a win for both of you...
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:46 AM   #5
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Yea, at the very least trim it. Unkept pubes are the worst.

Not the worst but seriously it's not that hard. Do it during a shower and clean up isn't even an issue.
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:50 AM   #6
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But I don't want to be a non hairy girl man.



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Old 08-04-2014, 11:52 AM   #7
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Wax your nuts. It's less prickly growing back when the hair is yanked out.
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:57 AM   #8
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Just trim, it's not hard and you won't have any itchy re-growth.
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:02 PM   #9
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:02 PM   #10
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do as she says.
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:06 PM   #11
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:07 PM   #12
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shave it shave it shave it
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:07 PM   #13
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It's not that bad.

Do it. Makes you feel sexy.


Best post I've ever read

I'm gonna go shave my sack now
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:10 PM   #14
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Use veet instead then.
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:14 PM   #15
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i am the gender police & you should not do it or i will tell everyone you are not a real man
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:35 PM   #16
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I shave regularly, I do it for hygiene though. To clarify something, only the pubis area will itch if you shave it, the skin on the testicles is so rough that you shouldn't feel anything.
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:39 PM   #17
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I'm just gonna go and say NEVER use an electric shaver on your sack. It will cut it.
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:45 PM   #18
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I'm just gonna go and say NEVER use an electric shaver on your sack. It will cut it.


This is why I never shave my sack

I'm always scared some crazy shit will happen and I'll end up somehow slicing open my sack and my testicles will fall out
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Old 08-04-2014, 12:47 PM   #19
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Dude just get hair clippers and take off the guard. Works perfect. Doesn't itch at all.
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Old 08-04-2014, 01:12 PM   #20
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Do it. It is itchy at first but if that's her preference you should respect her wishes.
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