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I like to reach in and pull it out by hand. 6 20.00%
I shit it out. 12 40.00%
ER 3 10.00%
Other 9 30.00%
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Old 10-09-2014, 09:19 PM   #1
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Preferred method for extracting objects from anus?

What's yours? Do you reach in there and grab it, try shit it out, or go to the ER?
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Old 10-09-2014, 09:21 PM   #2
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Old 10-09-2014, 09:27 PM   #3
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Old 10-09-2014, 09:35 PM   #4
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Old 10-09-2014, 09:48 PM   #5
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Old 10-09-2014, 09:53 PM   #6
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Old 10-09-2014, 09:54 PM   #7
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Old 10-09-2014, 10:08 PM   #8
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Old 10-09-2014, 10:14 PM   #9
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Old 10-09-2014, 10:51 PM   #10
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Old 10-09-2014, 10:56 PM   #11
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Just ask yourself what the janitor would do
Technically, I'm a janitor and I do not understand this, for I have no knowledge or experience putting or getting things out of my butt. Probably ER though.

v It was his sig. I got trolled and I don't like it.
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Old 10-09-2014, 10:58 PM   #12
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holy shit zappp is still alive?

also, that's why you're supposed to use things that have a base.
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Old 10-09-2014, 11:00 PM   #13
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I wonder what it was before zappp changed it?
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Old 10-09-2014, 11:10 PM   #14
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Old 10-09-2014, 11:13 PM   #15
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I just noticed that the thread was posted at 8:19pm (my time) and zappp's edit says 4:20pm, which is before the thread was made.
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Old 10-09-2014, 11:13 PM   #16
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I send in a miniature group of trained ex-military foot soldiers and once the object is located I send in a small helicopter for extraction.
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Old 10-09-2014, 11:15 PM   #17
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I don't think anyone noticed my edit saying it was his sig. :/
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Old 10-09-2014, 11:18 PM   #18
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^ I did, it's always said that under Colgate's posts for as long as I can remember.
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I don't think anyone noticed my edit saying it was his sig. :/

Oh, there you go
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Old 10-09-2014, 11:20 PM   #20
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yea, I didn't see that. damnit, I got trolled because you got trolled. How've I never noticed that before?
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