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Old 05-04-2015, 08:05 PM   #1
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why i am invading liechtenstein and so should everyone else

no army, it is completely neutral

the police force for the country has a total of 87 field officers

so yeah, who's with me for the raping and the pillaging?

i think if everyone in the pit came along we could take em.

i heard Dread once killed fiddy men before they blew off his shins, so i think we're deffo good with him along.
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Old 05-04-2015, 08:08 PM   #2
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is cool, i'll just move to liberland
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Old 05-04-2015, 08:08 PM   #3
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I would but I haven't been outside my house in 10 years, I forgot how the outside world works.
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Old 05-04-2015, 08:40 PM   #4
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elect minterman22 for new emperor of the former liechtenstein republic of libtardia !!
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Old 05-04-2015, 08:42 PM   #5
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Eh, I have nothing better to do.
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:32 PM   #6
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I thought this was going to have a valid reason for visiting Lichtenstein and I was going to say this was probably the best post Ive ever read on here.. Then I clicked on it..
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:41 PM   #7
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:45 PM   #8
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Good luck getting Dreadnought to join. He'd probably just say, "Shuddup, nerd. Also, I'm married" and skateboard away to do one of his other 112 hobbies instead.
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:53 PM   #9
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Can you tell me about your benefit plans if I help you invade?

Thank you for your time.
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:57 PM   #10
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only if u promise that i get a castle and moat then we can talk
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Old 05-04-2015, 11:38 PM   #11
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I'm in.

I'll take a bunker inside a mountain as a reward, doesn't have to be big, just big enough to stockpile guitars and guns to keep people away from my guitars.
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Old 05-04-2015, 11:45 PM   #12
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I'm in.

I'll take a bunker inside a mountain as a reward, doesn't have to be big, just big enough to stockpile guitars and guns to keep people away from my guitars.





somebody else in The Pit actually likes guitars?!
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somebody else in The Pit actually likes guitars?!

and pianos... and ukuleles... and accordions... and organs

I wish I had money
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and pianos... and ukuleles... and accordions... and organs

I wish I had money



me too



except ukelele. that shit is like guitar for babies
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Old 05-05-2015, 12:07 AM   #15
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I once herd Lickensky was like, the richest counraty per capita. Raping and pillaging them wodul net you plenty of moey for all ofr ur iuaitars and muwajl instrurjamants.

#invasoinofLickensky2015
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Old 05-05-2015, 12:09 AM   #16
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except ukelele. that shit is like guitar for babies

**** you man, I bet you can't strum a guitar in standard tuning and have your left hand only fretting E notes.

EDIT: SGstriker, are you drunk?
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Old 05-05-2015, 12:10 AM   #17
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somebody else in The Pit actually likes guitars?!

I love guitar, play mine everyday for hours. I assumed everybody on here likes guitars cause you know .
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Old 05-05-2015, 12:10 AM   #18
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**** you man, I bet you can't strum a guitar in standard tuning and have your left hand only fretting E notes.




yeah in my 5 years at music college I finally just learned where all the E's are on a guitar
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**** you man, I bet you can't strum a guitar in standard tuning and have your left hand only fretting E notes.

EDIT: SGstriker, are you drunk?



maaeeebeeeeee. its my frieaday. let me liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
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Old 05-05-2015, 12:13 AM   #20
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I love guitar, play mine everyday for hours. I assumed everybody on here likes guitars cause you know .



lol i think 90% of The Pit doesn't even remember what a guitar is anymore
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