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Old 08-17-2014, 12:04 PM   #1
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Life Hacks aka Common Sense Tips

Do you have a common sense everyday tip aka lifehack?

Instead of buying soda like fanta, just buy diluting juice and fizzy water.
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:08 PM   #2
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:13 PM   #3
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instead of driving a car, build an exoskeleton of a transformer and use that
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:13 PM   #4
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Life hacks is a despicable term.

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Old 08-17-2014, 12:16 PM   #5
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It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small, and the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all.
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:17 PM   #6
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Severed beat me to it.
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:26 PM   #7
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Worried about the price of housing? Hack the life out of some random strangers with an axe, and you'll be housed for life.
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:36 PM   #8
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light the end of a stick on fire then put it out

you can now write with it

i believe i am the first to discover this
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:37 PM   #9
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The best "life hack" ever.

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Also, the chip bag folding technique seemed awesome, but everyone else in the house keeps putting clips on the chip bags, so it's pointless to do it when there's a device made for that function right there. Still helpful to know how to do when you don't have / can't find a clip. for anyone who's curious:
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Most other "life hacks" are pretty stupid.
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:38 PM   #10
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Life hacks are for people who can't cope with life.
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:43 PM   #11
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The best "life hack" ever.

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This guy, he's on my level.
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:44 PM   #12
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That guys problem is he's not taking a big enough dump. You should actually aim to get on end in the water before pinching off.
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:45 PM   #13
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life hack: forage from many different locations to avoid accidentally selecting ever smaller grains from grasses and resorting to agriculture. if people start farming where you chill just go to the hills
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:47 PM   #14
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That guys problem is he's not taking a big enough dump. You should actually aim to get on end in the water before pinching off.

It's pretty rare that I take a dump that big. Maybe the water in your toilet is higher than most?
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:50 PM   #15
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life hack: mix ashes with the shit bits of red clay and put that shit over a fire. you may discover a useful metal this way
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:50 PM   #16
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It's pretty rare that I take a dump that big. Maybe the water in your toilet is higher than most?

No, I just take man dumps.

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Old 08-17-2014, 12:51 PM   #17
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Old 08-17-2014, 12:53 PM   #18
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life hack: mix ashes with the shit bits of red clay and put that shit over a fire. you may discover a useful metal this way

Unlikely a standard wood or charcoal fire would be hot enough, but nice try.
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Old 08-17-2014, 01:00 PM   #19
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Unlikely a standard wood or charcoal fire would be hot enough, but nice try.


bud do you even?

lifehack: separate the charcoal and direct its hot smoke through your clay. take the slag and heat it while repeatedly beating it until you get something worth having.

lifehack: don't become a chemist

lifehack: cut the balls of a bull to get an ox. they're nicer
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Old 08-17-2014, 01:05 PM   #20
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bud do you even?

lifehack: separate the charcoal and direct its hot smoke through your clay. take the slag and heat it while repeatedly beating it until you get something worth having.

lifehack: don't become a chemist

lifehack: cut the balls of a bull to get an ox. they're nicer

Well, you either need a fire much hotter than you get from wood or charcoal, or you need to make a makeshift blast furnace, so you've got carbon monoxide as a reducing agent.

Well done on not being a chemist, though.
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