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Old 08-16-2015, 10:13 PM   #1
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Bruce Lee vs two pit bulls

Who would win in a fight?
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Old 08-16-2015, 10:15 PM   #2
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Bruce, without a doubt in my mind.


Their jaws would never be able to make contact with him before he'd kick their brains out.
















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Old 08-16-2015, 10:15 PM   #3
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In a closed ring or open ground?
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Old 08-16-2015, 10:16 PM   #4
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In a closed ring or open ground?

Irrelevant. The guy was straight up primal.
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Old 08-16-2015, 10:17 PM   #5
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Bruce would make friends with the pitbulls and then sick them on you for starting this thread
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Old 08-16-2015, 10:19 PM   #6
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Yeah definitely Bruce Lee, my answer might be different if it was 2 German shepherds.
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Old 08-16-2015, 10:26 PM   #7
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Old 08-16-2015, 10:28 PM   #8
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It's easy to win a fight against a dog if you know how.
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Old 08-16-2015, 10:29 PM   #9
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The two pitbulls will just be chewing away at Bruce's body cause he's dead.
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Yeah definitely Bruce Lee, my answer might be different if it was 2 German shepherds.
I think a pit bull can take a German shepherd. Like a trained german shepherd vs a hoodrat trained pit bull, I'll give it to the pit bull.
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Old 08-16-2015, 10:39 PM   #12
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bruce lee vs 2 chimps


chimps win
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Old 08-16-2015, 10:40 PM   #13
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bruce lee vs 2 chimps


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Old 08-16-2015, 10:55 PM   #15
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I don't advocate animal violence, but my money is on Bruce Lee.

Also German Sheppard wouldn't do shit to a pitty, too fragile in comparison.
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Old 08-16-2015, 11:01 PM   #16
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A dog bred specifically to fight and kill other dogs is probably going to be better at killing dogs than dogs bred to guard livestock yeah
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yeh but think of the restraint when the sheep dog doesn't eat literally all of the sheep. mad self control
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Some German Shepards are big as horses though
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yeh but think of the restraint when the sheep dog doesn't eat literally all of the sheep. mad self control

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I just had a great idea. What if you could somehow transplant a human brain into gorillas and had gorilla ufc? Because they're strong as shit and could proper smash shit up.
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