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Old 01-30-2015, 02:59 PM   #1
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i will rename your pets

over the years i have renamed many poorly named pets. some of my work was so influential that the owners began using the new names without second thought and still use them to this day. post your pet's names here and i will give them better names.

here is a brief sample of my work
oliver -> olivia
chester -> cheese
crystal -> critter
augustus -> goose
stella -> nutella
pip -> lip
siam (see-AHM) -> salami
satan (shay-TAHN) -> winky (only had one eye)
(those last two are turkish)
angel -> willy (looked like wilford brimly)
matisse -> henri (bit like ah˝-rhi)
shadow -> white power bill (looked like a neo nazi)

etc
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:00 PM   #2
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i think nanakuli is a good name for my dog

i doubt u can do better considering ur lack of knowledge of the hawaiian language smd
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:02 PM   #3
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I have a rat called Eastwinn.
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:03 PM   #4
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:04 PM   #5
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How does a pet look like a neo nazi?

Also, my pet's names are Sammy and Fat Boy, I came up with neither of them.
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:06 PM   #6
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:07 PM   #7
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:08 PM   #8
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:08 PM   #9
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instead of the eastwinn's lame idea post pics of ur pets itt go

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Old 01-30-2015, 03:09 PM   #10
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What should I name my Pikachu?
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:09 PM   #11
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name him raichu so that he may learn to aspire to achieving his goals and shit
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:10 PM   #12
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:11 PM   #13
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I have a black/grey cockerspaniel with white paws and chest named Maggie. I used to call here Magpie and now I often call her Maggers. She is quite old.

pls rename my pet.
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:12 PM   #14
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I have a black/grey cockerspaniel with white paws and chest named Maggie. I used to call here Magpie and now I often call her Maggers. She is quite old.

pls rename my pet.

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Old 01-30-2015, 03:15 PM   #16
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Old 01-30-2015, 03:20 PM   #19
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My cat is named Daisy because she is a beautiful flower. It's a good name.
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