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Old 01-19-2012, 05:19 AM   #81
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:19 AM   #82
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:27 AM   #83
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:37 AM   #84
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:52 AM   #85
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:57 AM   #86
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:58 AM   #87
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:59 AM   #88
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Old 01-19-2012, 07:00 AM   #89
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:36 AM   #90
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:51 AM   #91
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:51 AM   #92
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:53 AM   #93
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:56 AM   #94
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:57 AM   #95
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:02 AM   #96
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The lonely hermit heard a knock.

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There goes the last human being.

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Honey, where's my life gone?

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The lonely planet stares into space.

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This is god damn hard, Pit.
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:03 AM   #97
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:03 AM   #98
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:04 AM   #99
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He could have cut it down to two words by saying "Dead baby".
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