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Old 03-11-2013, 05:21 PM   #1
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Why do British people clap at anything?

Especially in Croydon?

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Old 03-11-2013, 05:23 PM   #2
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Probably because they are all stupid and have poor taste in everything.
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:23 PM   #3
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My word, is that the southern London Borough of Croydon?
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:24 PM   #4
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My word, is that the southern London borough of Croydon?

Off Brigstock Road?!
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:24 PM   #5
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:24 PM   #6
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Croydon has seats now? For f*ck's sake, let's give them f*cking running water while we're f*cking at it, Boris. C*nt.
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:24 PM   #7
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:26 PM   #8
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Why don't Americans understand British humour?
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:27 PM   #9
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Probably because they're stupid and have poor taste in everything.
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:28 PM   #10
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Why don't Americans understand British humour?

In America they'd be tipping them instead of clapping them.
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:28 PM   #11
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We're just showing off the fact that our arms aren't so flabby as to prevent clapping.
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:28 PM   #12
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Off Brigstock Road?!

By Jobe, I think it may be just that!

The only thing missing is the majority of black people.
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:39 PM   #13
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It has to do with everyone from Croydon having the clap.
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:41 PM   #14
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Why do americans clap at the end of the movie? or when a plane lands?
dumb americlaps
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:42 PM   #15
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:43 PM   #16
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In America they'd be tipping them instead of clapping them.

And then they'd shoot them.
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:43 PM   #17
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It's like the British in general are so mentally behind compared to the rest of the world that they reeeeally have to do something physical in order to prove that they understand something, so they have to show it with claps. It's like "yay we get it!" while the rest of the world (particularly America) laughs at how r-tarded they are.
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46% of you lot still believe in Creationism

100% of us believe in dentistry too.
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:49 PM   #19
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The awkward moment when...
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:51 PM   #20
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That means that either

A) British children just don't get their teeth fixed (because why bother)

and/or

B) British people don't go to the dentists and so don't have this reported.
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