Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > UG Community > The Pit
User Name  
Password
Search:

Reply
Old 03-18-2012, 07:04 AM   #61
Tarbosh
accly was dolan
 
Tarbosh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Fairfax, Virginia
SMOKE WEED ERRRRRRRDAAAAAAAYYYYY

No, but really, A.
Tarbosh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2012, 09:45 AM   #62
RedDeath9
UG's Nu/Shyguy
 
RedDeath9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Vancouver, British Columbia
Quote:
Originally Posted by Julz127
Page 3, Godwin's law satisfied.

Obviously B.

Loving the writing guys, until the typical teenage love interest arrived. +1 to Tarbosh for pulling it back on track.


Dude, you've read Fugitive. Or at least, you used to read it. I noticed one of your posts in it. I'm going through it right now, it's so epic.

Quote:
Originally Posted by King Of Suede
I still have the word doc of the CYOA: Teen edition. Thing is a work of art. I would even go as far to say that it tops the masterpieces of Ayn Rand.

Do me proud again Pit. I might even get in on writing some of this one.


Do yourself a favor and read Fugitive edition
__________________
I'm Dee Pitt, motherfucker.
CYOA: Awakening
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ometh
Great post-grind funk with a touch of sunburn rock, southern jazz and samba crusty blast beat. A must read for every microwave food connoisseur! 10/10
RedDeath9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2012, 10:43 AM   #63
Ometh
UG Freak
 
Ometh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
I feel bad for ignoring this thread, funny shit.


__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydra150
Ian is a tool. Like most tools, it isn't necessarily needed. However, it can be an aid if you use it properly.

The main thing I use Ian for is evaluating my life (to see if I could have done worse).
Ometh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2012, 11:25 AM   #64
Julz127
And.
 
Julz127's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fontaine fisheries
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedDeath9
Dude, you've read Fugitive. Or at least, you used to read it. I noticed one of your posts in it. I'm going through it right now, it's so epic.


What's fugitive? was that a CYOA? I remember one about a guy who fapped at bad guys to kill them.

Also, not sure if A, B, C or D.

A.
__________________
return 0;

Quote:
Originally Posted by jsync
And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



SOUNDCLOUD
. com / fancy-elle
Julz127 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2012, 05:29 PM   #65
RedDeath9
UG's Nu/Shyguy
 
RedDeath9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Vancouver, British Columbia
Quote:
Originally Posted by Julz127
What's fugitive? was that a CYOA? I remember one about a guy who fapped at bad guys to kill them.

Also, not sure if A, B, C or D.

A.


Yup, that was Fugitive Actually, that occurred more in teen and pre-teen edition.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...2&page=42&pp=40

You're post number 1678.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ometh
I feel bad for ignoring this thread, funny shit.




I see you've found the light. Please stay a while.
__________________
I'm Dee Pitt, motherfucker.
CYOA: Awakening
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ometh
Great post-grind funk with a touch of sunburn rock, southern jazz and samba crusty blast beat. A must read for every microwave food connoisseur! 10/10

Last edited by RedDeath9 : 03-18-2012 at 05:31 PM.
RedDeath9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2012, 05:40 PM   #66
VillainousLatin
That Latino Guy
 
VillainousLatin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: The Unreal World
Err day, son.

A.
__________________
Clicky for sexy pr0nz!
VillainousLatin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2012, 06:45 PM   #67
yoman297
UG Member
 
yoman297's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: THE ISLAND
I pick A. Sticky'd
__________________
The Waistband<--- R.I.P.
My Other Music
last.fm
Love From UG Users <3

Last edited by yoman297 : 03-18-2012 at 06:47 PM.
yoman297 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2012, 09:52 PM   #68
afatguitarist
Registered User
 
afatguitarist's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
B he should be an lawfull upstanding young lad
__________________
I'M FAT!!!!
afatguitarist is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2012, 10:09 PM   #69
soXlittleXtimeX
Woot! Woot!
 
soXlittleXtimeX's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hating the weather in Texas.
He needs to calm himself, so either A or D.

He already fapped once today, so I'll go with A.
__________________
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life
turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
soXlittleXtimeX is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-18-2012, 11:32 PM   #70
nemesisarmy
UG's New Amp
 
nemesisarmy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Up north in QC
A !
__________________
Have you run your fingers down the wall...

And have you felt your neck skin crawl...

When you're searching for the light ?
nemesisarmy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2012, 12:16 AM   #71
FishStik
Unregistered User
 
FishStik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: PA, USA
lol Wagner.

A. Good thread is good.
__________________
I can't wait till my fro is full grown.
FishStik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2012, 02:53 AM   #72
RedDeath9
UG's Nu/Shyguy
 
RedDeath9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Vancouver, British Columbia
Quote:
Originally Posted by SaintsofNowhere
Lol, I remember all the way back when I made the Zombie CYOA! Those were the days. I think Red Death became the writer of that un too.


Yes, and I ran it into the ground. Guess I just let it stagnate or something, and then I lost interest.

However, I've been reading the Dee Pitt Fugitive edition again, as I said, and I can't believe that I let it end like... that. I definitely have to give it a proper ending...

Also, Tarbosh is writing the next one.
__________________
I'm Dee Pitt, motherfucker.
CYOA: Awakening
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ometh
Great post-grind funk with a touch of sunburn rock, southern jazz and samba crusty blast beat. A must read for every microwave food connoisseur! 10/10
RedDeath9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2012, 08:08 AM   #73
Tarbosh
accly was dolan
 
Tarbosh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Fairfax, Virginia
Simon stood aloof as Milo sauntered off. Sometimes he wondered how he became such close friends with someone so radically different. Where Simon was often meek and timid, Milo was brash and loud. Milo was always having new girlfriends and was known to go through a relationship every week, sometimes even maintaining more than one at the same time. He could manipulate women like it was nothing. Simon had trouble looking a girl in the face. But, after all, the two friends had known each other for as long as either could remember.
Milo's sandy hair waved playfully about in the gentle breeze as he walked away.

"Wait! Milo!"

Simon sprinted after him, stopping for a few seconds to catch his breath.
"I can't believe that you've got me doing this again, but I'll go with you. I suppose a good smoke might be able to calm me down, but you remember what happened last time." Simon gazed down at his shoes, kicking the pebble nearest his foot.

"****, Simon. You're always so uptight. It would be good for you. And besides, last time was different. I think that shit was laced. This stuff I got now is from a better dealer. You know Matt from algebra? He hooked me up." explained Milo. "You won't be getting any freakouts when you're baked on this kush."

Simon looked at his watch. It was almost 10 AM. He had class in 20 minutes.

"We'd better make this quick,'' Simon said hastily. "I can't miss history again; I swear O'Clark has some kind of vendetta against me. He gave a pop quiz on every single day I happened not to be there."

"Yeah, yeah. It'll be fast. Let's just go into the teachers' lounge, we can get in there now since some of the staff are in on this. Don't you want to see what it's like in there?" Milo grinned. Simon's face brightened a little bit. He had always wondered what exactly was in that lounge, seeing the teachers slipping in and out of it all the time.

"Alright. Let's go." said Simon. They both walked over to the teacher's lounge, room 241 in the building. Once they entered, Simon saw that everything was already set up. They had definitely been planning this for a while, because there was a table full of typical munchies-friendly snacks, a vaporizer, some rolling papers, and a zip-top bag full to the brim with sansomille. Around the round table sat 3 teachers and 5 students, all jabbering amongst each other. As Milo and Simon entered the room, it grew silent.

"Alright. As leader of the 420 club, I declare this first meeting in session. Simon, my friend, if you could do the honors of rolling the first spliff." It was funny to Simon that the only thing he'd ever seen Milo show any sort of leadership over was this stoner club. Milo was a slacker in every sense of the word. Simon looked wistfully down at the weed buffet that lay in front of him. He rolled a joint, lit it with the lighter he kept in his pocket, and took a puff. He held the smoke in his lungs until he felt he was about to gag, and exhaled deeply. Already he could feel the effects of the THC interacting with the receptors in his brain. Milo was right, it was relaxing. He sat down. While the others were passing the joint around, talking, laughing, Simon sat and twiddled his thumbs. His mind began to wander. He thought about the dream that he had had that morning. What was that mystical forest that he had found? He wished he could travel back there, to see the wind as it tugged gently at the boughs of the overhanging trees; to see the shadows flickering on the ground as the branches danced in each gust.

"Simon."

Did the forest mean something? He thought about purchasing one of those books that analyzes dreams based on key concepts.

"Simon!"

"Wha?" Simon jerked out of his weed-induced daydream. It was Milo, of course.
"Dude, you gotta go to class. Look at the time."
Simon looked at his watch. 10:35. "Shit." he said under his breath. "Eh, forget about it. We just had a quiz in history last class, so we probably won't have another one today." he concluded. "Look. Milo. There's something really weird I gotta tell you. So, I was on the bus, right? And I see this really cute girl sitting there reading her book. You'll never guess what I did."

Milo smirked.

"What?"

"I talked to her. But that's not the only thing. She has a tattoo of a swastika on her upper leg."

"Damn, you just met her 20 minutes ago and you're already-" Milo started to set up a joke but was quickly interrupted.

"This is serious, Milo. I think she's a neo-Nazi, and it makes me really uncomfortable. But on top of all that, she's actually a really interesting person, likes metal, and seems smart. I don't even know what to think. I hate her and at the same time I'm intrigued by her. To tell you the truth, I'm ****ing scared of her, man. What if she tries to kill me or something? Dude, I'm part Jewish, I think. I think I'm a quarter. Or an eighth. I don't know. Can't they tell just by looking? This is bad, man, real bad." Simon buried his face in his hands, rubbing his eyes for a solid minute as Milo smirked again and chuckled to himself.

"Wow, Simon, you really can't handle a joint. Listen, I think this is way too early to pass judgment. Just talk to her some more. Find out her deal. Turn on your charm if you need to, know what I mean?"

Simon looked at his watch again. It was almost 10:45. He had to get to class if he didn't want to be marked absent.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WAT DO THE SMION ??? YUO ARE DECIDE TO VERY FUN GET!! IT CHOSEN!
A: Hurry off to class, high as a kite.
B: Look around the school for Melinda.
C: Go home for a nap.
D. Hurry off to class, high as a kite. And naked.
Tarbosh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2012, 08:09 AM   #74
slapsymcdougal
Funyuns ho!
 
slapsymcdougal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
D!!!!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by GbAdimDb5m7
You don't know every cyborg penis or eye type in the world.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'

Quote:
Originally Posted by PC Toshan
Quality polis, MacGregor.
slapsymcdougal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2012, 08:15 AM   #75
RedDeath9
UG's Nu/Shyguy
 
RedDeath9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Vancouver, British Columbia
A.
__________________
I'm Dee Pitt, motherfucker.
CYOA: Awakening
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ometh
Great post-grind funk with a touch of sunburn rock, southern jazz and samba crusty blast beat. A must read for every microwave food connoisseur! 10/10
RedDeath9 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2012, 08:27 AM   #76
VillainousLatin
That Latino Guy
 
VillainousLatin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: The Unreal World
Don't look for Melinda, he'll seem desperate, the boy needs to learn his history.

so A.
__________________
Clicky for sexy pr0nz!
VillainousLatin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2012, 09:36 AM   #77
Zomby Woof
Registered User
 
Zomby Woof's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Baltimore
A.
Zomby Woof is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2012, 11:35 AM   #78
Tarbosh
accly was dolan
 
Tarbosh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Fairfax, Virginia
A it is. RD, you're up. Unless someone else wants to give it a whirl.
Tarbosh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2012, 12:31 PM   #79
Metallicuh
swiggity swag
 
Metallicuh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Florida
D!!!!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by kaptkegan
Don't think I've ever been sigged.

Quote:
Originally Posted by WantsLesPaul
I like penis

If God was a woman, we would all be sandwiches.
Metallicuh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2012, 01:51 PM   #80
yoman297
UG Member
 
yoman297's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: THE ISLAND
D

This could get interesting.

EDIT: Damn, too late. I'm stoked for the next part for some reason, this is just awesome.
__________________
The Waistband<--- R.I.P.
My Other Music
last.fm
Love From UG Users <3

Last edited by yoman297 : 03-19-2012 at 01:52 PM.
yoman297 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:01 AM.

Forum Archives / About / Terms of Use / Advertise / Contact / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2013
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.