Pagan_Poetry

Today I had one of the worst school experiences of my life: My film and tv final exam. It's a short essay, and I studied, and I thought about the question when it was given, wrote a body, knew what to say, and wrote it.

No, see, this wasn't the worst final because of how badly I did. I think I did rather well. It was bad because of the douchebag beside me. The guy not only sniffed and coughed and sneezed every few seconds, but he must have had some sort of a virus. How do I know? Well, I kept hearing fart like sounds, and being unable to get away from the stench. The man, an adult of my age, writing a university test, was without question sharting right beside me while I tried to write my final. I rushed it and got the hell out of there and am now terrified that I will get the same thing. Please don't happen.

Since it's crunch time for many, and it will be crunch time for you highschoolers soon (or it was crunch time for you graduates who are too smart for us student folk), it's time to share your terrible stories during exams or exam periods, whether it's you failing and having to draw pictures in hopes of getting extra marks, or if it was about someone else bothering you, or if it was gross as hell like mine was. Hell, could even be something off beat like a really long power failure or the prof not giving out the right tests.

Post away, ye struggling, stressed pit members.

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SG_dave

Sneezed on my english test.
Snot all over the page, seriously green snot. Tried to wipe it off and it looked like I'd just rubbed Slimer all over my work. Had to still write on that page as well.

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jetfuel495

In one of my accounting classes I took an exam next to this Asian girl who would seriously read every question out loud to herself and occasionally make weird noises.

It was the most frustrating exam ever.

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guitarxo

I did a midterm with my eyes closed because i was really really sick and I accidentally took too much medicine and the lights in the exam room were too bright and then I gave up halfway through and fell asleep.

And I always spell my name wrong on everything.

Oh. I also did the Math I SAT subject test instead of Math II. I was feeling pretty good about myself because everything was easier than I thought it'd be and then I went through it to check my answers and I realized it was the wrong one ;_;

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Woffelz

I'm doing the rest of GCSE exams soon. Why the **** did I click on this thread?

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Pagan_Poetry

Because you somehow knew it involved a guy sharting during an exam? I dunno. Study study study and you'll be fine. Oh, and don't sit next to people/get sick/take too many pills.

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SG_dave

GCSEs? I thought you were doing A levels, Woffelz.

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Mr.DeadDuck

I had an important exam scheduled on my birthday, but I figured it would be okay to have a drink at lunch. It was not. I couldn't see the paper or remember anything and everyone could smell beer on me.

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Woffelz

What made you think that?

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Gorelord666

When I took my AP test last year. I was sick, my body ached, I was jaded as hell, I had a fever, and a slight cough. Still had to take it; couldn't concentrate for the most part, tried to not cough so much so I wouldn't annoy anyone else. Got a 3.

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Sampy

Exam ends. Get erection. Leave hall attempting to conceal it.

Every. Fucking. Time.

SG_dave

Dunno, just thought I'd seen you mention them in the past.
That and the fact you're a peadophile, so would have to be 18+ years old really.

Either way, you'll piss the GCSEs. Most people get worked up about them, but they don't realise how easy they are. You'll get into the test, look at the page and go "I know exactly what to put here"

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Pagan_Poetry

I almost always get no-reason-boners in exams. It's all of the blood rushing to my head(s) in an attempt to remember answers, I guess.
That, or thinking about hot women helps me take a break I guess?

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lushacrous

9am geology midterm the morning after my 21st birthday (that's legal drinking day for you non Americans). 'nuff said

Actually not 'nuff said. I did so bad that I ran out of joke answers. I named rocks things like "Sanchez" and "The Rock With No Name".

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Pagan_Poetry

^ Holy shit what did you get
That was recently wasn't it?

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lushacrous

Yeah, it was early this month

I got a 40% if only by my AI having a good sense of humor.

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Pagan_Poetry

I wish teachers were that generous with my test answers
Actually one was. I had literally no time to study because I had everything due that day, so I made a bullshit essay and drew John Ford on it.
I got 5/20, and the only checkmarks I got...were for John Ford.

It never hurts to try I guess

EDIT: on my philosophy midterm I drew Plato giving his "second apology", along the lines of "dear sir(s), Im sorry for this shitty exam)"

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bradulator

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I had a speech exam today that I didn't study for cause it's bullshit stuff. The last question said to draw the triangle of meaning (word meanings and shit I guess) and describe each section. I drew a triangle and wrote "something" for each end cause it was too early and i'm too sick to think if cool joke answers. For the first time in my life I strongly considered just writing "nope"


I can't really think of any truly awful test experiences though.

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slapsymcdougal

Signed myself out of hospital to sit paper 2 of my 3rd year exams.
Pancreatitis and inadequate pain relief are not conducive to answering 4 out of 5 essay questions.
Did pass, though.

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