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Old 03-29-2012, 01:13 PM   #21
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I've gotten partial credit for putting "I concede" as the answer of an essay once

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Old 03-29-2012, 01:17 PM   #22
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I was sat in my Masters organic chemistry exam and I aced every question except the natural product retrosynthesis... I was the only one who couldnt do it. I panicked. I took the problem home and managed to complete it when I was calmer and it was so easy. I was so pissed off I let nerves get to me. Still I got 85% in the exam, but had I got that question I would have got 93%
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:18 PM   #23
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I drank coffee with sugar and a litres worth of Monster Energy before a History mock...yup.




Either way I still passed.
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:19 PM   #24
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At least none of us had a nervous breakdown, and wrote "I am a fish" 500 times on each sheet, get extra paper, and then hand it in and faint.
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:19 PM   #25
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in class my stomachs always really weird making noises and getting bloated. In Gcse maths i went to the toilet and took a dump but when i sat down at my desk again you could still smell shit D: had to finish the rest of the exam with the stench of shit coming out of me D:.

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Old 03-29-2012, 01:21 PM   #26
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This one time I got less than 90%
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:21 PM   #27
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:26 PM   #28
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This has happened to me once, but it wasn't a fullblown one. I just tucked it to one side before I stood up.

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Old 03-29-2012, 01:28 PM   #29
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Urgh.. Never even told this to anyone. One time in middle school I sneezed at the beginning of a test. Big wad of snot lands on a kid's jacket he's wearing in front of me. Had to deal with it staring back at me.. Menacingly.. For 45 minutes. Luckily he was a really quiet kid and we were in the back.. But god, that was terrible.
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:30 PM   #30
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I thought I got a 28 on my general psych mid term, turns out it was the number of problems I got right, so I got a 56 instead!!!
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:32 PM   #31
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Oh man. This thread is killing me with laughter. Probably the worst experience for me was taking a test with a runny nose. Just constantly sniffling to keep from dripping on your test. True torture.
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:33 PM   #32
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I was once the only person of all 6 classes (around 150 students) who got the answer to a particular question wrong. Still had an 85 and much higher than the average though. But the teacher laughed at me.

edit: A recent one: monday during an exam I had to laugh out loud because of a question. No one was amused.

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Old 03-29-2012, 01:35 PM   #33
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:41 PM   #34
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I once had a nosebleed in a poly sci test and had to hand it in with red all over it.

When I was taking my SATs another kid in the room threw up all over his desk and test. That was fun.
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:43 PM   #35
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I once had a nosebleed in a poly sci test and had to hand it in with red all over it.

When I was taking my SATs another kid in the room threw up all over his desk and test. That was fun.

Did he casually finish taking the test and then hand in the damp paper?
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:49 PM   #36
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Did he casually finish taking the test and then hand in the damp paper?

He would have been in luck if the answer to one of the questions was "diced carrots".
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:54 PM   #37
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Did he casually finish taking the test and then hand in the damp paper?


The teacher/proctor in the room tried as much as she could to help him salvage the test and then she got him out of the room, so I'm not sure what finally happened with the test. He probably didn't do too well though. Thankfully it was near the end of the test so I didn't have to sit in that room smelling his vomit for too long. But it was a lot of vomit.
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Old 03-29-2012, 01:58 PM   #38
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He would have been in luck if the answer to one of the questions was "diced carrots".

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Old 03-29-2012, 01:59 PM   #39
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When I was taking some exam in high school I went to itch the back of my head or run my fingers through my hair or something. Anyway, there was this weird clump back there and I had no idea what it was - my best guess was that I must have been bleeding and some hair clumped together, whatever.

So I'm taking this exam but this keeps distracting me in the back of my mind because I can't fathom why my head would be bleeding. Anyway, I go to tug this thing out to break apart the hair that was fused together.

So I pull it out, and lo and behold, it's a blood engorged tick. I freak out a bit and drop it on the floor where it starts crawling around. I dropped a pencil and rolled it over the thing repeatedly between the tile floor and pencil with my foot what must have been 20 times before it finally died.

I then got medicine to make sure I didn't contract lyme disease.
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Old 03-29-2012, 02:02 PM   #40
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Pretty much every exam or assessment I've taken since 2008 has been horrible. Yar, things are pretty grim.

This one time I pulled out my phone from my pocket to check the time without thinking, I'm sure the invigilator saw me but I guess he just pitied me
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