03-29-2012, 02:08 PM
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Call me Leon
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Perth, Australia
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I had nosebleeds in 5 of the 30 High School exams I had.
Also, one kid was doing his exam and then casually projectile vomited against a wall. Good times. EDIT: Actually, the worst memory was counting all the exams I did over 3 years :O Last edited by Telecaster7 : 03-29-2012 at 02:21 PM. |
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03-29-2012, 02:10 PM
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Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: United Kingdom
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Back when I was going my GCSEs I sat through a two hour maths exam with my bladder on the verge of explosion. Waddled out in agony at the end and had the most relieving piss of my life; so swings and roundabouts.
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03-29-2012, 02:18 PM
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UG's Band Logo Designer
Join Date: Apr 2009
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This happened in the middle of an exam out of the middle of nowhere
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03-29-2012, 02:22 PM
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Feminist
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Englannissa
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I have to invigilate exams now. I feel quite awkward just meandering about the hall. Kids need to spend more time doing their exams and less time staring at invigilators
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03-29-2012, 02:24 PM
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Funyuns ho!
Join Date: Nov 2011
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Give them something to stare at.
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03-29-2012, 02:33 PM
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Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: United Kingdom
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Our invigilators used to play tag (obviously in a slow, meandering way). Seemed amusing enough.
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03-29-2012, 02:36 PM
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UG's Mad Scientist
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Your Mind, Stealing Your Brain Cells.
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Best game to play if there is a group of you is "Stand next to the ____ kid" Variations include -Ugliest -Hottest -Most likely to fail -Who has the least amount of friends -Is gay -Most likely to be a paedophile -Most likely to be a rapist -Most likely to kill his/her mother. Etc. The only reason I know of these games is because friends of mine who were invigilators played them... And now I look back to the times I sat exams in school and wonder what kid I was when the invigilator stood next to me...
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03-29-2012, 02:39 PM
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Feminist
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Englannissa
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Ahaha all those ideas are great.
And when I'm lurking near a kid it's because I teach them and want to read over their shoulder to make sure they're doing ok, not for any sinister reason. I'm too boring |
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03-29-2012, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: MO
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During my Biochem final last semester I came around this on my calculator
 And remembered how we used to laugh at that in 7th grade. I was all giggly for the next 5 minutes.
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03-29-2012, 02:51 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Arkham Asylum
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Maybe you should stop doing that, it's creepy.
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03-29-2012, 03:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: A Little Cottage on the Lake
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Haha, that was great, reminded me of Mr. Bean. |
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03-29-2012, 03:54 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: NY
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it wasn't an exam, just a unit test, but the kid in front of me decided it was a good time to bring the biggest fucking bag of pretzels and eat them as loudly as he could throughout the test. I swear to god the bag was bottomless, just as it would be quiet all the sudden another slow crunch would start and he'd be eating another.
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03-29-2012, 03:56 PM
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UG's Mad Scientist
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Your Mind, Stealing Your Brain Cells.
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Elastic band. Small pebbles. That is all you need next time...
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03-29-2012, 04:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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The night before I went to take my ACTs was my friend's birthday and I thought it would be okay if I just had a few drinks. Turns out I ended up drinking way more and I had a terrible hangover the next morning. Still got a 29
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03-29-2012, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Bristol, UK
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For my 10 hour art exam before Christmas we had this hulking, 6 foot 5, rugby player build woman in her 60's as an invigilator, with a ****ing glass eye. She literally stood over my shoulder and looked at my work for 10 hours straight, and whenever I glanced up that c***ing glass eye would be looking one way and the real eye the other, put me right off. I still have flashbacks.
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03-29-2012, 04:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2011
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That's too funny...
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03-29-2012, 04:29 PM
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spelt bizarre incorrectly
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Great Britain
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 Some ex-invigilator on '8 Out of 10 Cats' brought that game up. One of the variations he mentioned was: "Stand next to the kid you think has the worst home life".
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03-29-2012, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: In a cave
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GCSE's are easy as hell. If you fail them, you should probably give your parents a 16 year late abortion.
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03-29-2012, 04:44 PM
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Do Sadists go to Hell?
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: United Kingdom
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I've always felt that people who fail their GCSE's should have their results envelope laced with anthrax.
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