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Old 03-29-2012, 02:08 PM   #41
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I had nosebleeds in 5 of the 30 High School exams I had.

Also, one kid was doing his exam and then casually projectile vomited against a wall.

Good times.

EDIT: Actually, the worst memory was counting all the exams I did over 3 years :O

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Old 03-29-2012, 02:10 PM   #42
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Back when I was going my GCSEs I sat through a two hour maths exam with my bladder on the verge of explosion. Waddled out in agony at the end and had the most relieving piss of my life; so swings and roundabouts.
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Old 03-29-2012, 02:18 PM   #43
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This happened in the middle of an exam out of the middle of nowhere
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Old 03-29-2012, 02:22 PM   #44
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I have to invigilate exams now. I feel quite awkward just meandering about the hall. Kids need to spend more time doing their exams and less time staring at invigilators
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Old 03-29-2012, 02:24 PM   #45
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I have to invigilate exams now. I feel quite awkward just meandering about the hall. Kids need to spend more time doing their exams and less time staring at invigilators


Give them something to stare at.
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Old 03-29-2012, 02:33 PM   #46
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I have to invigilate exams now. I feel quite awkward just meandering about the hall. Kids need to spend more time doing their exams and less time staring at invigilators


Our invigilators used to play tag (obviously in a slow, meandering way).

Seemed amusing enough.
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Old 03-29-2012, 02:36 PM   #47
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I have to invigilate exams now. I feel quite awkward just meandering about the hall. Kids need to spend more time doing their exams and less time staring at invigilators


Best game to play if there is a group of you is "Stand next to the ____ kid"

Variations include

-Ugliest
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-Most likely to fail
-Who has the least amount of friends
-Is gay
-Most likely to be a paedophile
-Most likely to be a rapist
-Most likely to kill his/her mother.

Etc.

The only reason I know of these games is because friends of mine who were invigilators played them... And now I look back to the times I sat exams in school and wonder what kid I was when the invigilator stood next to me...
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Old 03-29-2012, 02:39 PM   #48
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Ahaha all those ideas are great.

And when I'm lurking near a kid it's because I teach them and want to read over their shoulder to make sure they're doing ok, not for any sinister reason. I'm too boring
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Old 03-29-2012, 02:49 PM   #49
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During my Biochem final last semester I came around this on my calculator



And remembered how we used to laugh at that in 7th grade. I was all giggly for the next 5 minutes.
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Old 03-29-2012, 02:51 PM   #50
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And when I'm lurking near a kid it's because I teach them and want to read over their shoulder to make sure they're doing ok, not for any sinister reason. I'm too boring


Maybe you should stop doing that, it's creepy.
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Old 03-29-2012, 03:18 PM   #51
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Give them something to stare at.

Haha, that was great, reminded me of Mr. Bean.
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Old 03-29-2012, 03:54 PM   #52
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it wasn't an exam, just a unit test, but the kid in front of me decided it was a good time to bring the biggest fucking bag of pretzels and eat them as loudly as he could throughout the test. I swear to god the bag was bottomless, just as it would be quiet all the sudden another slow crunch would start and he'd be eating another.
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Old 03-29-2012, 03:56 PM   #53
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it wasn't an exam, just a unit test, but the kid in front of me decided it was a good time to bring the biggest fucking bag of pretzels and eat them as loudly as he could throughout the test. I swear to god the bag was bottomless, just as it would be quiet all the sudden another slow crunch would start and he'd be eating another.


Elastic band.

Small pebbles.

That is all you need next time...
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Old 03-29-2012, 03:59 PM   #54
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The night before I went to take my ACTs was my friend's birthday and I thought it would be okay if I just had a few drinks. Turns out I ended up drinking way more and I had a terrible hangover the next morning. Still got a 29
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Old 03-29-2012, 04:19 PM   #56
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For my 10 hour art exam before Christmas we had this hulking, 6 foot 5, rugby player build woman in her 60's as an invigilator, with a ****ing glass eye. She literally stood over my shoulder and looked at my work for 10 hours straight, and whenever I glanced up that c***ing glass eye would be looking one way and the real eye the other, put me right off. I still have flashbacks.
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Old 03-29-2012, 04:25 PM   #57
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Best game to play if there is a group of you is "Stand next to the ____ kid"

Variations include

-Ugliest
-Hottest
-Most likely to fail
-Who has the least amount of friends
-Is gay
-Most likely to be a paedophile
-Most likely to be a rapist
-Most likely to kill his/her mother.

Etc.

The only reason I know of these games is because friends of mine who were invigilators played them... And now I look back to the times I sat exams in school and wonder what kid I was when the invigilator stood next to me...



That's too funny...
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Old 03-29-2012, 04:29 PM   #58
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Best game to play if there is a group of you is "Stand next to the ____ kid"

Variations include

-Ugliest
-Hottest
-Most likely to fail
-Who has the least amount of friends
-Is gay
-Most likely to be a paedophile
-Most likely to be a rapist
-Most likely to kill his/her mother.

Etc.

The only reason I know of these games is because friends of mine who were invigilators played them... And now I look back to the times I sat exams in school and wonder what kid I was when the invigilator stood next to me...

Some ex-invigilator on '8 Out of 10 Cats' brought that game up. One of the variations he mentioned was: "Stand next to the kid you think has the worst home life".
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Old 03-29-2012, 04:41 PM   #59
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I'm doing the rest of GCSE exams soon. Why the **** did I click on this thread?

GCSE's are easy as hell. If you fail them, you should probably give your parents a 16 year late abortion.
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Old 03-29-2012, 04:44 PM   #60
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GCSE's are easy as hell. If you fail them, you should probably give your parents a 16 year late abortion.


I've always felt that people who fail their GCSE's should have their results envelope laced with anthrax.
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