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Old 03-29-2012, 04:45 PM   #61
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Organic chemistry...All of it.

Really though, I'll be taking the GRE later this year. Nothing super crazy, but it is pretty important.
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Old 03-29-2012, 04:55 PM   #62
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It's the absolute worst when you have a cold and your head is filled with about a gallon of neon green snot. I projectile snot a dude in front of me, thank God nobody saw. During the next break I saw him and his friends splashing water on it in the bathroom. I nearly shat myself laughing.
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Old 03-29-2012, 05:17 PM   #63
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Last year I had one last final exam before it was summer time. Well being that I was 21 I was raging alcoholic for a year before I calmed down. I bought a pint of whiskey drank the entire thing on my mile and a half walk to campus. This was not out of the usual and normally would give me slight buzz. Except for the fact that it was 6pm and I didn't think of the fact that I hadn't eaten all day. Well a pint of whiskey on a completely empty stomach got me completely ******ed. Pretty sure my professor knew I was trashed as I handed in a half completed exam swaying back and forth. I failed that exam so bad, its okay though because my average in that class was a 92% and it was an elective.
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Old 03-29-2012, 05:23 PM   #64
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the second time i took the SATs, i got sickeningly drunk doing shots of Popov the night before at a friend's house because they were playing awful music. i had to wake up at 6 in the morning to go to my old high school to take it and i felt like i was dying. i had to see all these kids i used to go to school with and i looked like a corpse.

i ended up gagging through most of the test and couldn't even keep my head up during the written portion because of the spins.

surprisingly, i did roughly the same as i had the first time i took it. (which wasn't bad at all) i even got a point or two for the essay when i'd only written 3 sentences.
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Old 03-29-2012, 05:28 PM   #65
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Old 03-29-2012, 05:33 PM   #66
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GCSE English Lang Lit exam, the day before my sister punches me in the face breaking my glasses. Due to the unique nature of the problems with my eyes these glasses aren't the type of thing that can be just 'fixed' in an opticians. The result?

I had to do my English exam in prescription sunglasses
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Old 03-29-2012, 07:01 PM   #67
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in pre-calc I ate a protein bar, and one of the seeds/ particles got caught in the back of my throat, the kind of caught htat mkaes it hard to breath/cough/and makes your eye's water like mad....it was awful..
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Old 03-30-2012, 02:09 AM   #68
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Sometimes I blank out like crazy, after I studied oh so hard, but I just got my results of an exam I guessed my way through and I got 90/90. Shoulda seen the look on everyone's faces. I'm not exactly an A grade student.
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Old 03-30-2012, 02:13 AM   #69
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No doubt your worst exam memories will be from your prostate exam.
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Old 03-30-2012, 02:14 AM   #70
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For my midterm in world history in high school, I had not paid attention all year and tried to cram the textbook through an all nighter. When I was finally take the exam, I kept dozing off reading the long ass prompts and just ended up falling asleep half way through. Needless to say, I failed it. But got a perfect grade on the final AP exam, so it's allll goood.
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Old 03-30-2012, 02:15 AM   #71
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I made a 20% on a Bio Lab quiz today... Mostly because I missed the lab.
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Old 03-30-2012, 02:34 AM   #72
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nothing bad for me, but my mate had a wall clock fall off the wall and shatter on his head..
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Old 03-30-2012, 02:43 AM   #73
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4 exams this january, all of them i bombed pretty hard. i came out with 4 Bs, but i was still pretty disappointed and surprised i did that well simultaneously.
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Old 03-30-2012, 02:46 AM   #74
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It's the absolute worst when you have a cold and your head is filled with about a gallon of neon green snot. I projectile snot a dude in front of me, thank God nobody saw. During the next break I saw him and his friends splashing water on it in the bathroom. I nearly shat myself laughing.

I know that fe.. Wait, you thought it was funny? I wanted to kill myself that whole week when I did like the same thing.
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Old 03-30-2012, 02:59 AM   #75
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I can't say I've had bad exam memories, though I've had some interesting experiences.

Soviet Russia class in Uni. A buddy of mine skipped all the classes and mid-terms, but showed up at the final (I was in the back of the hall, he sat in the front). As soon as the prof handed out the question sheet and answer booklets, the prof left the room (no invigilators). My buddy stands up, turns around and says "Did he really just walk out?" while the rest of us chuckled, as the prof had done this for both mid-terms already. Such a joke of a class, open book/laptop with internet for every exam.

There's also the time where a guy stumbled into the exam with 30 minutes left of a 3 hour exam. He looked haggard as **** and reeked of whiskey. He had been at a party that my roommate was also at. My roommate told me later that the dumb ass had pounded back a 26 of JD and then passed out in the rez bath tub only to wake up half cut 10 minutes before he had stumbled into class.
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Old 03-30-2012, 03:15 AM   #76
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Actually, a few days ago I had a math test. I knew basically none of the material and to make matters worse I was pretty sick. I ended up leaving four pages blank and I just made a bunch of doodles on the back. Got 12/50 and 3 marks were for "interesting drawings"
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Old 03-30-2012, 04:54 AM   #77
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Needed to shit before my biology exam started, asked my teacher, said no, halfway through the exams... you guessed it.

I ran out of the room without asking permission, got to the nearest rest room and unleashed the Kraken. Went back to my classroom and all eyes were on me. The teacher (who, thank God, had a sense of humor), smiled and said something like "Couldn't handle it?".
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Old 03-30-2012, 04:58 AM   #78
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I know that fe.. Wait, you thought it was funny? I wanted to kill myself that whole week when I did like the same thing.


Well yeah, I felt slightly weird, but afterwards I couldn't stop laughing.
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Old 03-30-2012, 07:02 AM   #79
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