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Old 04-23-2012, 06:07 PM   #1
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Freud & How Hot Is Your Mother?

So Freud said that all men want to have sex with their own mothers. How hot is your mother? Do you have a cougar or a vagina that is so old and unused its haunted.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:09 PM   #2
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Freud was a lunatic.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:09 PM   #3
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:10 PM   #4
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Freud sounds like a silly salamander.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:10 PM   #5
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My mom's hawt.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:11 PM   #6
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Freud never actually had any documented evidence to back up his claims.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:11 PM   #7
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My mom's hawt.


Can i get some stats.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:12 PM   #8
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Lol Freud... he had his purpose but was very... incorrect. My moms not hot lol
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:12 PM   #9
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My friends legitimately find her attractive, so there's that.
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8/10

Can't say I haven't been inside her before
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:13 PM   #11
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Freud never actually had any documented evidence to back up his claims.


How do you presume to get evidence on something that is subconscious?
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:13 PM   #12
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My friends legitimately find her attractive, so there's that.

My roommates said that, out of any of our mothers, they'd rather sex mine.

I can, with much gusto, deny that she is a MILF.

That right there must be proof against Freud.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:14 PM   #13
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I have parents that are clearly considered attractive, but I'm certainly not attracted to them. Freud's a nutcase.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:14 PM   #14
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You think Freud was insane? Try spening a half-hour with Jung.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:14 PM   #15
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How do you presume to get evidence on something that is subconscious?


If it's so deep that it cannot be recorded, then it's also so deep that a psychologist isn't going to be able to affect it. So either he was shooting a gun at an invisible target, or he was making "Pew pew pew" noises with his mouth.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:16 PM   #17
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How do you presume to get evidence on something that is subconscious?

Technically the correct term in this case is unconscious, just to be anal. His findings were largely based on letters he received from a man whose son had a phobia of horses. From this he developed his entire psychosexual theory, as well as the iceberg model. Not really the best evidence as he never actually met the boy in question
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My mum is at least 150 pounds overweight, so whoever this "Freud" gentlemen is, tell him he's wrong.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:18 PM   #19
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Wtf, never. My mom's not hot at all.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:19 PM   #20
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I actually recall reading an article a few years ago about how most people choose their mates based off of the qualities of their own parents. Not so much in the sense of how they look, but in their personality. For example, women that grow up in abusive homes could end up with a man that is an abusive prick because of the fact that they grew up around that.

I'll try to find an article on it and edit it in.

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http://www.indplsbpparents.org/how-...ow-you-love.htm

http://articles.cnn.com/2009-02-11/...nt?_s=PM:LIVING

These aren't based off of Freud's ideas, but it does explain how one can be attracted to their parents.
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