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Old 04-27-2012, 04:23 AM   #21
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Yoiu should be, it will all be your fault when you build that time machine in 15 years time.


I'll just kill myself now and ruin your time paradox. Take that!
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:23 AM   #22
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I made a lady laugh while I was shopping the other day. Granted, she was the cashier and i had to talk to her.

It's not that I don't know how to handle people (I'm quite the charmer), it's just that I will usually never initiate contact.
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:23 AM   #23
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Good idea, but I'm not sure I'll sign up for more shenaningans for a while.


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I can never tell in regards to loneliness in the Pit. There are some completely awesome normal people and like...real life scared-to-talk-to-anyone kinda dudes.


Considering the reactions to my latest thread I'd say that's about right. The majority seems to be the hasn't-been-outside-the-house-in-weeks type.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...d.php?t=1535550

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Look, I may not bother talking to people I don't know anymore, but I have doen so in the past.
It's what has given me the proud record of having been turned down by at least 3 women for every one I've even thought about asking out.

Sounds like a normal track record
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:26 AM   #24
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I'll just kill myself now and ruin your time paradox. Take that!

You can't possibly be doing that. I have the photo of me and future-you right here, and you haven't started fading yet.
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:26 AM   #25
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:27 AM   #26
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Today, blow a hobo

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Old 04-27-2012, 04:32 AM   #27
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I don't know about you guys, but the only people who run around stores I go to are overweight moms well past their 30's, or old alcoholic women buying boxes of wine.

Eh, wth, count me in. I don't get what the exact purpose of this is, though. Is it just to go out and talk to people? Get laid by a certain date? Create a cure for cancer by the winter solstice?
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:34 AM   #28
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I don't know about you guys, but the only people who run around stores I go to are overweight moms well past their 30's, or old alcoholic women buying boxes of wine.

Eh, wth, count me in. I don't get what the exact purpose of this is, though. Is it just to go out and talk to people? Get laid by a certain date? Create a cure for cancer by the winter solstice?

Sounds like you just found your target group.
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:35 AM   #29
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I don't know about you guys, but the only people who run around stores I go to are overweight moms well past their 30's, or old alcoholic women buying boxes of wine.

Eh, wth, count me in. I don't get what the exact purpose of this is, though. Is it just to go out and talk to people? Get laid by a certain date? Create a cure for cancer by the winter solstice?

If you dance in a forest clearing, with miseltoe draped over your wang and make a sacrifice to the gods of the stream which runs throught he clearing(the swords of your enemies will do fine, if none of the heads was preserved well enough) on the winter solstice, from midday to midnight, and then eat the miseltoe, that'll cure any cancer.
Or poison you, I forget which.
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:37 AM   #30
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The point is to help the social-phobes be more confident, using challenges driven by group obligation.
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:37 AM   #31
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Sounds like you just found your target group.

I swear to god, I saw one of them who looked exactly like this


I thought women like that only existed in Vegas and Reno.

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Old 04-27-2012, 04:38 AM   #32
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The point is to help the social-phobes be more confident, using challenges driven by group obligation.

Ah, peer pressure. Where would the tobacco industry be without thy tender caresses?
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:42 AM   #33
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I swear to god, I saw one of them who looked exactly like this

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I thought women like that only existed in Vegas and Reno.

I guess it'll be like throwing a hot dog down a dried up hallway, but give it a go, man!
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:50 AM   #34
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Related to this thread in terms of motivation.


This could happen to YOU!


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I was driving to this girl's place last night, and at a stoplight, this group of girls in a huge truck pulls up. They all wave and I wave back and continue driving, when they speed up and are all "you're really cute!!" and shit like that. I just say "thanks" and keep going, when they speed up again and ask me to pull over because they have to ask me something. So I do, and they tell me they're on a scavenger hunt and one of them (fortunately the hot one) needs a kiss from a hot guy.

So...



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Old 04-27-2012, 05:05 AM   #35
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I was driving to this girl's place last night, and at a stoplight, this group of girls in a huge truck pulls up. They all wave and I wave back and continue driving, when they speed up and are all "you're really cute!!" and shit like that. I just say "thanks" and keep going, when they speed up again and ask me to pull over because they have to ask me something. So I do, and they tell me they're on a scavenger hunt and one of them (fortunately the hot one) needs a kiss from a hot guy.

So...!


So.....???

Did you find them a hot guy??

Fucking suspense is killing me!
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:13 AM   #36
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I'll sign up.

I'll probably tell a woman to smell my cheese though.
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:08 AM   #37
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Shouldn't this start at the start of the year not months into it :P
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:11 AM   #38
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:16 AM   #39
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Look, I may not bother talking to people I don't know anymore, but I have doen so in the past.
It's what has given me the proud record of having been turned down by at least 3 women for every one I've even thought about asking out.

Not sure how the maths of this works...you've been turned down by 3 times as many women as you have even thought about asking out? Do women just walk up to you in the street and say "I'm sorry, I'd rather just be friends"?
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:21 AM   #40
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The logic behind this baffles me. Since when is it social ineptitude to not engage random people in conversation?
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