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Old 05-06-2012, 09:52 PM   #81
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Ok... so... I've got a big ****ing turkey. Don't ask me why, it was there so I got it.

Anyone have any kickass recipes? Never made a turkey before...

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Old 05-06-2012, 09:54 PM   #82
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ive heard deep frying is an awesome way to do it
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Old 05-06-2012, 09:55 PM   #83
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Old 05-06-2012, 09:55 PM   #84
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Mix some olive oil, salt, and pepper and brush it onto the skin of the turkey.
Drink half a can of beer (tallboy if it's a big turkey). Pour a bunch of spices into what's left, and shove the can up the turkey's butthole.

Stand it up on its rear on a charcoal grill and grill until the interior temperature is 185.
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Old 05-06-2012, 09:58 PM   #85
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I love cooking with beer. The only thing I don't like about cooking with beer is the fact that it's a beer I don't get to drink.
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Old 05-06-2012, 10:00 PM   #86
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beer can add surprising good nuances to things when cooked with. ive done chili with it it was great
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Old 05-06-2012, 10:00 PM   #87
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Deep fried turkey is the best turkey I've ever had.

But Colin's idea isn't bad either.

Cut a few oranges and lemons in half and shove them in there with the beer can. Gives it a nice citrus flavor, and as the juices drip out it kinda self bastes the inside.

A whole turkey takes a long time to cook though. Definitely not a "hey I've got the munchies" kind of meal. Unless you're into salmonella.
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Old 05-06-2012, 10:00 PM   #88
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ive heard deep frying is an awesome way to do it

That's what my dad does. He injects it with spices, and then deep fries it. I don't have a frier handy, only an oven.

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Mix some olive oil, salt, and pepper and brush it onto the skin of the turkey.
Drink half a can of beer (tallboy if it's a big turkey). Pour a bunch of spices into what's left, and shove the can up the turkey's butthole.

Stand it up on its rear on a charcoal grill and grill until the interior temperature is 185.

Thanks. That's what I'm doing, except no grill >.<

Should I use a proper IPA?

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Cut a few oranges and lemons in half and shove them in there with the beer can. Gives it a nice citrus flavor, and as the juices drip out it kinda self bastes the inside.

A whole turkey takes a long time to cook though. Definitely not a "hey I've got the munchies" kind of meal. Unless you're into salmonella.

I'll probably add some sliced apples, actually. I have so many...

While the turkey is cooking, I'll probably have other munches at hand. No worries.
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Old 05-06-2012, 10:01 PM   #89
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You can do it in the oven, too. Set it to 400. I think a lager would probably work better than an IPA.
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How do I post a link to a PDF? All I have is photobucket and I want to link the BV thread I made to the schematic, parts list and component layout.

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Old 05-06-2012, 10:02 PM   #91
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i wouldnt put lite beer in anything i am going to consume
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Old 05-06-2012, 10:05 PM   #92
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You can do it in the oven, too. Set it to 400. I think a lager would probably work better than an IPA.

But but but... I'm supposed to be drinking the other 5!

Shiner Black Lager it is.
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Depends what kind of flavor you're going for... To me, using something like budweiser is a waste of time. Maybe for mixing with sauteed onions it would be ok, but I usually use a dark, flavorful beer for cooking. Sautee some onions and hit it with a splash of guinness right before you take them out of the pan... tasty.

A good IPA would probably be pretty good.
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Old 05-06-2012, 10:09 PM   #94
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well for those in the US that care

there appears to be a big weather front going across the US

from Minneapolis to Houston

Should make for a nice flight home...


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I would just upload it to megaupload or dropbox.
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I would just upload it to megaupload or dropbox.



Thanks. I haven't used either of those before.

megaupload was seized by the feds.... now I remember reading about that a few months ago

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Thank you for banning that doosh over9000videos.

Special mention to bubbs for the well placed facepalm.
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I would just upload it to megaupload or dropbox.
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You're actually too good looking and young. You have the right outlook and with time could certainly get there. Drink a lot of hard alcohol, you'll get there.


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