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Old 03-17-2015, 09:06 PM   #1
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lmao what people are searching on porn right now

I dunno if this is old or watevs but it's pretty hilarious

im not linking to porn tho, it's just a live update of what people are searching ok

So if you add 'live-search' to a certain pron site you'll be rewarded endless hilarity

'tampon'

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Old 03-17-2015, 09:08 PM   #2
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Literally the first one that popped up for me was "Fast Food"

I refuse to believe there is fast food porn, and if there is I don't wanna know about it
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:08 PM   #3
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:10 PM   #4
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i tried searching steve_muse to see if it would come up but it didn't
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:10 PM   #5
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Is this like one of those things where when you were on the bus kids would ask you weird wuestion and one meant you were gay or something but they'd never tell you what the question meant till you answered


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Old 03-17-2015, 09:10 PM   #6
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'anal granny'

a lot of these searches are just wtf (that is a tame one).
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:11 PM   #7
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'escort service in bangalore *phone number*' lol
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:11 PM   #8
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:13 PM   #9
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'horse ****'

horsedick is a porn star

edit: 'japanese pee' wow
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:14 PM   #10
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Yeah some are weirdly specific: 'fake agent anal'
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:16 PM   #11
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"exploited black teen"

That's kind of morbid.

This is getting sent to a lot of people right now, haha.
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:17 PM   #12
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^yeah those just piss me off, along with the sex slave ones

'men ****ing sex dolls'

damn you must be easily aroused if that's what ur life has come to.
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:18 PM   #13
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^yea there was an 'exploited Japanese teen' one too


There's one that's just 'changes her mind', so specific yet so vague
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:18 PM   #14
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bitoni?

never heard of that


edit animal x animal


jfc...
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:18 PM   #15
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:18 PM   #16
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Oh look steve_muse solo masturbation just showed up.
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:18 PM   #17
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"pornerbros poo"

i refuse to believe that wasn't one of you
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:18 PM   #18
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:26 PM   #19
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"sock tickle"

that page has direct links to porn sites tho FYI, pretty sure this is 100% against the rules
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:28 PM   #20
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