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Old 03-17-2015, 09:06 PM   #1
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lmao what people are searching on porn right now

I dunno if this is old or watevs but it's pretty hilarious

im not linking to porn tho, it's just a live update of what people are searching ok

So if you add 'live-search' to a certain pron site you'll be rewarded endless hilarity

'tampon'

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Old 03-17-2015, 09:08 PM   #2
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Literally the first one that popped up for me was "Fast Food"

I refuse to believe there is fast food porn, and if there is I don't wanna know about it
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:08 PM   #3
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:10 PM   #4
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i tried searching steve_muse to see if it would come up but it didn't
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:10 PM   #5
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:10 PM   #6
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'anal granny'

a lot of these searches are just wtf (that is a tame one).
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:11 PM   #7
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'escort service in bangalore *phone number*' lol
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:11 PM   #8
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:13 PM   #9
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'horse ****'

horsedick is a porn star

edit: 'japanese pee' wow
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:14 PM   #10
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Yeah some are weirdly specific: 'fake agent anal'
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:16 PM   #11
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"exploited black teen"

That's kind of morbid.

This is getting sent to a lot of people right now, haha.
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:17 PM   #12
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^yeah those just piss me off, along with the sex slave ones

'men ****ing sex dolls'

damn you must be easily aroused if that's what ur life has come to.
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:18 PM   #13
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^yea there was an 'exploited Japanese teen' one too


There's one that's just 'changes her mind', so specific yet so vague
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:18 PM   #14
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bitoni?

never heard of that


edit animal x animal


jfc...
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:18 PM   #15
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:18 PM   #16
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Oh look steve_muse solo masturbation just showed up.
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:18 PM   #17
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"pornerbros poo"

i refuse to believe that wasn't one of you
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:18 PM   #18
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'Pooping trailer'
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:26 PM   #19
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"sock tickle"

that page has direct links to porn sites tho FYI, pretty sure this is 100% against the rules
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Old 03-17-2015, 09:28 PM   #20
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