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Old 04-18-2014, 12:46 PM   #1
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would you rather suck a dude's dick or try heroin?

gay dudes never find this question challenging, so this only goes out to straight dudes. for gay dudes and straight girls, would you rather kill brad pitt or try heroin?
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:47 PM   #2
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heroin fo sho.

as long as i wouldn't get caught with it
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:47 PM   #3
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I'm bi, what's my question?
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:48 PM   #4
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:48 PM   #5
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I'm bi, what's my question?

read the op.
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:48 PM   #6
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autofellatio
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:49 PM   #7
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try heroin

i love brad pitt too much
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:49 PM   #8
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Would you rather try the best feeling thing ever or suck a dick? tough one ts..
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:50 PM   #9
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I would if I could... im nowhere near flexible enough though

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read the op.


i did

wait, I was being dumb...

I'd try heroin, it sounds like fun
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:50 PM   #10
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That's more of an answer.
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:52 PM   #11
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Heroin because you know it'd be a good time whereas the dick in question is far from a guarantee. Also, icky.
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:57 PM   #12
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Well why dont you tell us what your experience was like with both?
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Old 04-18-2014, 12:59 PM   #13
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people saying they'd rather try heroin, you're really overestimating your strength. if you do it, you'll most likely want to do it again. and again. and being homeless won't seem that bad in comparison to how good it feels (evidently).
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Old 04-18-2014, 01:00 PM   #14
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You wanna get me whacked on heroin and then get me to suck your dick don't you?
Rapist asshole.
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Old 04-18-2014, 01:00 PM   #15
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i've tried one, and i'll never try the other. i leave it to you to figure out which
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people saying they'd rather try heroin, you're really overestimating your strength. if you do it, you'll most likely want to do it again.
No you won't.
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Old 04-18-2014, 01:02 PM   #17
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people saying they'd rather try heroin, you're really overestimating your strength. if you do it, you'll most likely want to do it again. and again. and being homeless won't seem that bad in comparison to how good it feels (evidently).


no, lol, i think you're overestimating the strength of heroin. heroin isn't a drug that you get addicted after a use or two. crystal meth is more like that. heroin is a drug that people get into because they're into opiates, OR because they live in urban areas where everyone pushes it

i guess i'll spoil the surprise. i've done heroin. once. about a year ago. never had the slightest urge to do it again. also, oxy is basically the same thing as heroin.
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i've tried one, and i'll never try the other. i leave it to you to figure out which

We all know you're a cocksucker man.
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heroin isn't a drug that you get addicted after a use or two. crystal meth is more like that.
Nah, it won't either.
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Old 04-18-2014, 01:05 PM   #20
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try heroin, for both questions. No dicks, and I can't kill BP
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