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i have wet dreams, but that's ok 22 70.97%
i have wet dreams, & i am vile filth 9 29.03%
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:19 PM   #1
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wet dreams: free will, or determinism??

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I've never came in my sleep. That must be like, extreme premature ejaculation.

That's actually a wet dream.

It's not even that uncommon.

Also if you've never ejaculated in your sleep you haven't yet hit puberty...

did you know that nocturnal emissions aka "wet dreams" are not only an awkward rite of passage for pubescent boys, but a point of concern to theologians throughout history?? st. augustine, for example, writes of his struggles with them in his confessions -- they perturbed him because even though he tried to resist temptation in his waking life, he was haunted by sexual fantasies.

what do you think about wet dreams --
are they an innocuous occurrence, or a sign of the deeply sinful nature of post-lapserian man?
can man achieve salvation through free action, or does the corrupt nature of the flesh preclude man from attaining salvation except through the grace of God?
how long has it been since yr last wet dream?
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:21 PM   #2
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:22 PM   #3
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:23 PM   #4
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I'm 18 and I didn't even have a wet dream until a couple of weeks ago.

It was a really bizarre week. I was full of energy and couldn't sleep for days. The dream itself was weird because I was aware it was a wet dream and I was trying to make it stop. When I woke up I was pissed because now I'm one of those guys who has had a wet dream before.

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Old 09-29-2014, 08:25 PM   #5
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:26 PM   #6
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I had a wet dream once. reached down and ripped my dick right off
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:26 PM   #7
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I'm 18 and I didn't even have a wet dream until a couple of weeks ago.

It was a really bizarre week. I was full of energy and couldn't sleep for days. The dream itself was weird because I was aware it was a wet dream and I was trying to make it stop. When I woke up I was pissed because now I'm one of those guys who has had a wet dream before.

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sounds like a sinful act to me.
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:26 PM   #8
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I used to have hella wet dreams.

I could probably still have one if I didn't masturbate for a few weeks.
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:27 PM   #9
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Wet dreams are great.
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:28 PM   #10
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I hope you guys are saving your wet dreams for dream-marriage
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:35 PM   #11
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When I hit puberty (last week) I actually looked up what was going on. I think your body expels old semen to keep fresh. I tried to throw away my underwear.

Under Theology and as a Christian, I'd say wet dreams would only be an issue if you dwell on any sexual thoughts proposed in the dream. Although I've never had that be the case, it's always been like I'm peeing everywhere. Kinda funny actually.

Even weirder to think about, this is a guy's equivalent of a period...
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:38 PM   #12
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Under Theology and as a Christian, I'd say wet dreams would only be an issue if you dwell on any sexual thoughts proposed in the dream. Although I've never had that be the case, it's always been like I'm peeing everywhere. Kinda funny actually.


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Old 09-29-2014, 08:41 PM   #13
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:43 PM   #14
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Old 09-29-2014, 08:50 PM   #15
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When I was in high school during winter break I had wet dreams everyday
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Old 09-29-2014, 09:14 PM   #16
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Some of us were destined to jizz in our jammies, and some of us were destined to have boringass dreams.
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Old 09-29-2014, 09:17 PM   #17
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Old 09-29-2014, 09:19 PM   #18
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Old 09-29-2014, 09:24 PM   #19
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Some of us were destined to jizz in our jammies, and some of us were destined to have boringass dreams.

Not sure if it was just the daisy and the word "jammies" but this post was p. dorbz.

And yeah wet dreams are cool. I wish I had more. That would save me some time during my day.
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Old 09-29-2014, 09:28 PM   #20
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Not sure if it was just the daisy and the word "jammies" but this post was p. dorbz.

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