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Old 08-09-2012, 05:14 AM   #1
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With his greasy slimelight pounding deep into my gaping clam cavern, the sensation of his womb raider smashing my cervix made me quake like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. After having my salmon slit plowed, he then proceeded to slam my balloon knot. I can't wait to devour the creamy load from his brie baton. It was bliss having his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus rammed inside me again; stuffing my vibrator crater with a gerbil just didn't get my stench trench pouring like it used to. The feeling of his man fat salivating down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than snot off a whip.
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:17 AM   #2
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:19 AM   #3
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The feeling of his **** custard leaching down my throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cumtree probed deeper into my soft tight anus. After having my whispering eye plowed, he then proceeded to hammer my fudge factory. The slamming of my oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his battering ram deep in my rusty bullet hole. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his disco stick made my fallopian fish stock trickle like a broken fridge freezer.




I could fap to some of this
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:20 AM   #4
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My throat was so full of long-dong silver and magician's wax, the man fat was weeping down my chin and onto my tatas. There was man fat seeping from his greasy kebab skewer and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. With my hairy goblet now much like a werewolf with it's throat cut, he thought it was time to start shoving my chocolate starfish. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a stink pickle, I wondered? Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's panty hamster looking like a gutted trout, and I was no different! The mixture of toilet twinkie and creamy load in my poop chute created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.


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Old 08-09-2012, 05:21 AM   #5
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“With my fishy flaps now much like a hippo's yawn, he thought it was time to start plunging my brown mile. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a stink pickle, I wondered? He munched on my bald man in a boat, even though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. By now, my enchilada of love was dribbling like a hungry pig at a trough. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his tallywacker made my shrimp sap drain like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. The hammering makes me surge my vertical moisture all over his love muscle."
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:22 AM   #6
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“With my fishy flaps now much like a hippo's yawn........."


Oh dear christ.......I think I just wee'd a little
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:25 AM   #7
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Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like a blind cobbler's thumb, and I was no different! The feeling of his love piss weeping down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. The unrelenting orgasms from his washington monument thrusting my meat purse made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. The mixture of toilet twinkie and steamin' semen in my poop chute created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. My cake hole was so full of piss pipe and creamy load, the **** snot was draining down my chin and onto my breasticles.



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he soon found his family jewels joining his spam dagger deep in my chocolate starfish.

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Old 08-09-2012, 05:26 AM   #8
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...the...FUUUCK did I just read?!
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:30 AM   #9
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Within no time, I could feel the shitty ectoplasm seeping from my marmite motorway and all over my piss flaps. I awoke the next morning with my soft-shelled tuna taco still dripping. I thought it was over but his huge penis had other ideas. When he removed his bald-headed yogurt slinger from my poop chute, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the corn-eyed butt snake off his cheese-crusted ****. Inserting a number of chillies into my shame portal got me splurging sex wee faster than snot off a whip. My gashtray was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery.
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:30 AM   #10
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Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's roast beef platter looking like a hippo's yawn, and I was no different! With his trouser bowser plowing deep into my **** holster, the sensation of his gristle missile smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. When he removed his greasy slimelight from my mavis fritter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the toilet twinkie off his throbbing quim dagger. Inserting a lightbulb into my Quimcy, M.E. got me spouting pussy batter faster than snot off a whip. My cake hole was so full of purple beaver buster and ectoplasm, the penis pudding was sliming down my chin and onto my love bubbles.

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Old 08-09-2012, 05:31 AM   #11
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THE FUUCK did I just WATCH?!?!
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:34 AM   #12
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He copped a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my love bubbles just so he could gobble it up like a pig at a trough. He munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. With my swollen budgie's tongue now much like the Japanese flag, he thought it was time to start plunging my cocoa channel. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a butt nugget, I wondered? The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and steamin' semen in my balloon knot created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. After having my hot pocket pounded, he then proceeded to slam my balloon knot.

oh gawd
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:50 AM   #13
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Old 08-09-2012, 05:59 AM   #14
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Old 08-09-2012, 06:14 AM   #15
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:01 AM   #16
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:07 AM   #17
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“It was bliss having his one-eyed milkman rammed inside me again; stuffing my salmon slit with a barbie doll just didn't get my gashtray spouting like it used to. I can't wait to devour the love piss from his slut slayer. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his all-beef thermometer shoved deeper into my rusty bullet hole. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his spunk-filled spam rocket made my clunge gunge drip like a slavering dog. My gashtray was trembling like a rat on acid.”

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Old 08-09-2012, 07:11 AM   #18
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Old 08-09-2012, 07:40 AM   #19
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Old 08-09-2012, 08:04 AM   #20
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This is amazing. Holy fucking shit.

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