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Old 08-29-2015, 08:52 PM   #1
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I didn’t have a chance to take a look (closely) at the laptop screen running the game before the kid finished, when the developer suddenly asked me to try.

I thought “what the heck, okay”, and put on the headset and grabbed the blowup doll.

I was expecting to be greeted by a naked young anime schoolgirl or something similar… but all of a sudden I was transported into outer space above the Earth, and was greeted by a big, muscular black man with dreadlocks in a tight, white tracksuit.
He started shouting “HEY MAN!! COMON COMON!! LETS GO! UGH UGHH UGHHH!!!” and started humping me, with techno music blasting in the background.

WTF!?! O_O

I was laughing so hard that I almost cried, as the developer pushed the blowup doll into me, shouting at me to hump it to raise my score.

The blowup doll was rotationally tracked using an iPhone placed inside of it, and connected to Unity. There was a giant cosmic scoreboard hovering over the planet, keeping track of how many thrusts I made.

Fireworks exploded over the planet at the end, and I had to regain my sanity and self-dignity before talking to the developer....

He said that the demo used a model of a schoolgirl before, but the Ocufes staff explained that they couldn’t use it, so they swapped in this big muscular black man instead for the event.

He hasn’t decided on a name for the game yet, but is tentatively calling it “Space Battleship Girlfriend”.


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Old 08-29-2015, 08:56 PM   #2
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i know you cant see the head because of huge ass goggles covering your eyes, but the fact that it doesnt have some form of head is bothering me
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Old 08-29-2015, 09:10 PM   #3
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i know you cant see the head because of huge ass goggles covering your eyes, but the fact that it doesnt have some form of head is bothering me

this is a beta build when this stuff is on the market i imagine more complete dolls will come with for complete I M M E R S I O N
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Old 08-29-2015, 09:16 PM   #4
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Huh. I saw this the other day, but..... that desription tho...
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Old 08-29-2015, 09:18 PM   #5
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wait hold up i read the description now lmao

also since i skipped around in the video i saw he was pivoting a bit in the chair and the doll was upside down which led me to believe it was like an asteroids shooter type game and each thrust launched a laser out of the receivers mouth so u literally have to fuck to save the planet
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Old 08-29-2015, 09:21 PM   #6
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Old 08-29-2015, 09:34 PM   #7
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How long til we get multiplayer
doesnt that defeat the purpose of... this
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Old 08-29-2015, 09:35 PM   #8
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Old 08-29-2015, 09:39 PM   #9
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I thought for sure that this thread was going to be about that mobile game that when you take a picture of a cat IRL it turns it into a loli that you can battle other lolis with

you're growing up momie :')
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Old 08-29-2015, 09:44 PM   #10
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bean that sounds much better than anything oculus can do the future is already here
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Old 08-29-2015, 10:18 PM   #11
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This is kinda interesting but i don't understand why anybody would want to play this game...unless they were extremely desperate.
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Old 08-29-2015, 10:27 PM   #12
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This is kinda interesting but i don't understand why anybody would want to play this game...unless they were extremely desperate.
I play it

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That's already a thing

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this is a beta build when this stuff is on the market i imagine more complete dolls will come with for complete I M M E R S I O N

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I thought for sure that this thread was going to be about that mobile game that when you take a picture of a cat IRL it turns it into a loli that you can battle other lolis with

you're growing up momie :')


I don't know what you're talking about but that deserves a thread of its own.
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