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Old 06-18-2012, 09:34 AM   #41
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Nobody even talks about in anymore though.

It pops up every so often and you can tell Minky and Tangle are certainly still butthurt about it from their sarcastic comments
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Old 06-18-2012, 09:35 AM   #42
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I would hate my life aswell....if it wasn't for my daughter and wife, alcohol, cigs and FM




I got Fiancee, Cigs, Alcohol and FM

Ask me about the kids in about 12 months
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Old 06-18-2012, 09:37 AM   #43
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I got Fiancee, Cigs, Alcohol and FM

Ask me about the kids in about 12 months


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Old 06-18-2012, 09:41 AM   #44
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h4x :P

I couldn't bring myself to quit my game now, but if I have one regret... it's not buying Gylfi Siggurdson right at the start, 5 time player of the year on fm12


Gylfi is probably the best central midfielder on the game.
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Old 06-18-2012, 09:45 AM   #45
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Gylfi is probably the best central midfielder on the game.



He's magnificent, any MID with 40 goals and 20 assists a season, is a bit of alright.
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:00 AM   #46
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wat? No.. don't get this thread closed.

You're not allowed to double post (edit your posts instead) or bump your threads like that
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:06 AM   #47
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wat? No.. don't get this thread closed.

You're not allowed to double post (edit your posts instead) or bump your threads like that



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Old 06-18-2012, 10:08 AM   #48
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I actually didn't know

sorry guiiz
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:21 AM   #49
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What's it like on Handheld? The iPhone app is ****ing dreadful.

I don't know what it's like on the PC because I've never played it on a computer so I can't really compare it to that.
But it's quite pish, can only bid up to 60m, the match simulation (where it shows the goals, red cards and shots in a game) are dreadful. Players have headed it in from the halfway line so many times it's ridiculous. You're very limited at what you can do at a club, adjust the budgets, pick your squad and buy players. No staff to hire and the stadium can't be improved or anything.
The valuation of players is just stupid too, if some big players perform shit for a couple of seasons their price tag will stay the same...ish. But players constantly scoring tonnes and being class never get to the same price valuation as others (Kaka can be an example, always plays pish yet well expensive). Work permits make no sense, young Brazilian kids can be brought in but some players with tonnes of caps for their country from Africa can't. And some players aren't eligible for a work permit desptite playing in the same league.
And you can't manage a team from certain countries, like Mexico, USA, Norway and Turkey. And some International countries can't be managed. There are tonnes of crap things about it, but it's something to do
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:28 AM   #50
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^ watch out TS, that was a double post

The best formation in the world is a flat 4-3-3:

1 Sweeper Keeper
2 Full Backs (Defend (important))
2 Centre Backs (Standard)
3 Centre Mids (1 Defend, 2 Support)
3 Strikers (All Attacking Advanced Forwards)

No fancy roles. Make sure your strikers are fast (aerial ability is optional). Also make sure at least 2 of your midfielders are good defensively, and 2 are good creatively. Make sure counter attacks are ON. I won the league with Sunderland this way, even with mediocre centre backs like Turner and Kilgallon. Backroom staff always tell me it's unsuitable, but they know shit all.

Also, passing should be direct and tempo should be fast.
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:37 AM   #51
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^ watch out TS, that was a double post

The best formation in the world is a flat 4-3-3:

1 Sweeper Keeper
2 Full Backs (Defend (important))
2 Centre Backs (Standard)
3 Centre Mids (1 Defend, 2 Support)
3 Strikers (All Attacking Advanced Forwards)

No fancy roles. Make sure your strikers are fast (aerial ability is optional). Also make sure at least 2 of your midfielders are good defensively, and 2 are good creatively. Make sure counter attacks are ON. I won the league with Sunderland this way, even with mediocre centre backs like Turner and Kilgallon. Backroom staff always tell me it's unsuitable, but they know shit all.

Also, passing should be direct and tempo should be fast.


Well ****, I'll give it a bounce, I've been trying to perfect the Dutch Total Football... Amateur :p
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:39 AM   #52
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I don't know what it's like on the PC because I've never played it on a computer so I can't really compare it to that.
But it's quite pish, can only bid up to 60m, the match simulation (where it shows the goals, red cards and shots in a game) are dreadful. Players have headed it in from the halfway line so many times it's ridiculous. You're very limited at what you can do at a club, adjust the budgets, pick your squad and buy players. No staff to hire and the stadium can't be improved or anything.
The valuation of players is just stupid too, if some big players perform shit for a couple of seasons their price tag will stay the same...ish. But players constantly scoring tonnes and being class never get to the same price valuation as others (Kaka can be an example, always plays pish yet well expensive). Work permits make no sense, young Brazilian kids can be brought in but some players with tonnes of caps for their country from Africa can't. And some players aren't eligible for a work permit desptite playing in the same league.
And you can't manage a team from certain countries, like Mexico, USA, Norway and Turkey. And some International countries can't be managed. There are tonnes of crap things about it, but it's something to do



You will never regret getting it on PC


All I saw then was 'Pish'


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Old 06-18-2012, 10:51 AM   #53
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You will never regret getting it on PC


All I saw then was 'Pish'


Are you Scottish?

I will, my laptop crashes all the time and my computer is fat and terrible

I wish I was
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:53 AM   #54
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I will, my laptop crashes all the time and my computer is fat and terrible

I wish I was


ahhh, I had some Scottish kid on xbox live on FIFA the other day in my headset going

"dfhqeqdfbqednqqn PISH qdfnqertnqrtqerfqiu PISH qwetqbwefnklvjqneori PISH geuiorg;qekrjhq PISHPISHPISH..."

Angry little boy he was.
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:59 AM   #55
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ahhh, I had some Scottish kid on xbox live on FIFA the other day in my headset going

"dfhqeqdfbqednqqn PISH qdfnqertnqrtqerfqiu PISH qwetqbwefnklvjqneori PISH geuiorg;qekrjhq PISHPISHPISH..."

Angry little boy he was.

Don't get why he'd be angry, the Scottish should be used to losing by now
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Old 06-18-2012, 11:21 AM   #56
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Don't get why he'd be angry, the Scottish should be used to losing by now


He wouldn't pass, then fumed when he got tackled like it was unreasonable to get the guy with the ball...
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Old 06-18-2012, 01:28 PM   #57
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Not a double post



Thread update -

After me bitching about being trophyless... I've gone and won the FA cup and Europa League

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Old 06-18-2012, 03:50 PM   #59
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My Chelsea team:

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Subs: Blackman, Hutchinson, Bruma, Bertrand, McEachran, Rossi, Torres.



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Old 06-18-2012, 04:23 PM   #60
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Love this game. Been taking a bit of a break from it but I'll probably go back on to finish another season. Up to the 2023/2024 season. I'll copy some of your format TS and state my CV.

Teams - Newcastle United (2011-Present)
England (2018-2022)

Career Highlights - 4 Premier League titles
2 Champions Leagues cups
2 Europa League cups
1 Club World Championship
2 European Super Cups
3 F.A. Cups
6 Carling Cups (4 of them back to back 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023)
6 Community Shields (Won every single one since 2018)

With England - Won the Euro 2020, World Cup 2022 and the confederations cup


Tactics - I stick to your standard 4-4-2 most of the time, sometimes putting the midfield in a central diamond, and on occasion, i.e. European games I'll play a 4-5-1 with 3 an AML, AMR, 2 CM's and a DM.

Senior Squad

GK: Thibaut Courtois, Roberto Cafasso

DF: Sandro Moriera, Roberto Mestriner, Jaguare, Steven Caulker, Moha, Geert van Meel, Davide Santon, Zoltan Sebastyen

MF: Nicola Leoni, Jose Carlos Ferrandez, Joseph Sunday, Yengambarum Kinglsey, Theo Walcott, David Alaba, Mattia Gadda, Arjan De Ward, Mohammed Abraham

ST: Stefano Giachetti, Alessio Uberti, Carlos Fierro, Lucas

Usual line-up (4-4-2)

Courtois

Santon Moriera Van Meel Mestriner

Walcott Gadda Leoni Alaba

Fierro Lucas

I say 'usual starting line-up' however I do rotate the players a fair bit given the long fixture schedule. However if I was going for my best team I'd likely play this line-up, give or take one or two (i.e. putting Santon in left-back and Moriera right-back with Moha coming into centre back or dropping Leoni/Gadda for Sunday and Lucas for Giachetti).

Problems

None. When I first started I did not do well at all finishing 7th, 13th, 8th, and 9th in the first four seasons. This was down to my own bad tactics and some mediocre signings. After that my fortunes changed as I managed to bring in some pretty good players and at the same time I invested money in youngers, who after a few seasons, turned into quality players who have been integral to me winning so many trophies. I also have a large backroom staff list and adjusted the training schedules to suit my team.

Interesting to note that only Courtois, Santon, Caulker, Walcott, and Alaba are the only real players in my team at this point I think. I have some players as coaches now though i.e. Cristiano Ronaldo, Yohan Cabaye, David Trezeguet as my assistant, and a few others.

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