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Old 04-10-2015, 04:59 PM   #1
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shoop request (this isnt a shoop thread though so no bs k?)

take this bird from this or any similar picture



photoshop this face to it



and caption it with 'they dont think it be like it is but it cockado'

this is all you need to know so get to work maggots
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Old 04-10-2015, 05:34 PM   #2
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I'd love to see someone do this properly though
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Old 04-10-2015, 05:39 PM   #3
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Hahah excellent it will be put to good use
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Old 04-10-2015, 05:39 PM   #4
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I'd love to see someone do this properly though


10/10 work right there. You a professional photoshoper? I would buy your products.
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Old 04-10-2015, 05:41 PM   #5
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Old 04-10-2015, 05:42 PM   #6
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Old 04-10-2015, 05:45 PM   #7
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10/10 work right there. You a professional photoshoper? I would buy your products.

This might be hard to believe, but I actually managed to make that masterpiece in ms paint. It just takes years of getting to know the program and getting a feel for all the different functions really.

I do not charge money for my work as I think art is not a commodity that should be bought or sold. It can simply be experienced.
However, I will sleep with you so you can show me how much you appreciate my work, but only if you have really hawt bewbs.
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This might be hard to believe, but I actually managed to make that masterpiece in ms paint. It just takes years of getting to know the program and getting a feel for all the different functions really.

I do not charge money for my work as I think art is not a commodity that should be bought or sold. It can simply be experienced.
However, I will sleep with you so you can show me how much you appreciate my work, but only if you have really hawt bewbs.

I don't think you should put restrictions on when he can sleep with you to show his appreciation. It's about love, not hawt bewbs.
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Old 04-10-2015, 05:50 PM   #9
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I very much agree that it is about the love, but as I do not have the time to go about sleeping with everyone, I had to come up with very restrictive criteria with regards to the people I'm willing to sleep with.

Those criteria just happen to be hawt bewbs
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I very much agree that it is about the love, but as I do not have the time to go about sleeping with everyone, I had to come up with very restrictive criteria with regards to the people I'm willing to sleep with.

Those criteria just happen to be hawt bewbs

FYI I don't have hawt bewbs, so don't come to my town.
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I'm willing to make exceptions for people with really nice butts though
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I'm willing to make exceptions for people with really nice butts though

Damn it. I hope you're not close to Amstelveen then. Cause I wouldn't be able to refuse after that awesome shoop.
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Old 04-11-2015, 02:55 PM   #14
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That's actually very good.
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Old 04-11-2015, 03:42 PM   #17
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Thank ya

By the rules of this thread you should now let someone have sex with you so that person can show his appreciation.
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Old 04-11-2015, 03:44 PM   #18
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first time clicking on this thread

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By the rules of this thread you should now let someone have sex with you so that person can show his appreciation.


Huh, didn't read that bit.
I was wondering why nobody shooped anything.
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Old 04-11-2015, 03:47 PM   #20
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oh thanks guizar. i already used ultis version for thing tho. still glorious
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