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Fat chick with nice face 23 25.56%
Ugly chick with banging body 53 58.89%
der both gud lol 14 15.56%
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:41 PM   #1
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Fat chick with nice face or ugly chick with banging body?

Like the thread title says. I'd be tempted to say the banging body and just ram it doggy so you don't have to see the face, but I dunno.

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This fat


Or this ugly




DOUBLEDIT:

Ok, more realistically:



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Old 12-12-2012, 08:42 PM   #2
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Probably date the fat chick. Butter face for just sex though.
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:42 PM   #3
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nothin wrong w/ chubby chicksdude
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:42 PM   #4
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Poll missing the "TS is a knob" option.
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:42 PM   #5
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I'd take them both at the same time, if I was drunk enough. But you know it would only be for that night, unless they kidnapped me and tied me up.
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:43 PM   #6
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Poll missing the "TS is a knob" option.

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Old 12-12-2012, 08:44 PM   #7
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How fat is "fat," TS? I can't answer until I know.
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:44 PM   #8
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Hmm. How fat we talkin? Adele or... Hmm, I can't seem to think of a single huge famous female.. Anyway if she was Adele's size then I'd pick that but any larger it'd be the butterface.

edit: Wait is this a relationship or sex? Too many unanswered questions here.
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:44 PM   #9
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If I'm playing pull the pig fat one. For a decent bang it would be good body but I'd have to bang from behind or keep the eyes focused down.
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:45 PM   #10
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How fat is "fat," TS? I can't answer until I know.

And how ugly is ugly?

Are we talking Face =10 and Body =2

or is it Face = 10 and Body = 6

Big difference
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:45 PM   #11
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Probably date the fat chick. Butter face for just sex though.
Yup.
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:46 PM   #12
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:47 PM   #13
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guys there's no such thing as ugly

only unconventional



edit: OMGGGGG I TAEK IT BAASACCKKK
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Judging by the OP I'm gonna go with KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:48 PM   #15
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We're talking extremes here.

Body - 10, Face - 1

Body - 1, Face - 10
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NOOOOOOOO

And this is dumb because the bangin body one is fat too
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Old 12-12-2012, 08:49 PM   #17
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Neither because standards.

This
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guys there's no such thing as ugly

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Crap I mean this. You sick shallow shits
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Saw the edit. Holy hell that woman's stomach extends past her knees.

My answer: rockin' body, ugly face, bag over the head.
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Face chicks with nice faces are my thing though.
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NOOOOOOOO

And this is dumb because the bangin body one is fat too

Imagine it was skinny but still that ugly.
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