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Old 07-12-2012, 03:04 AM   #21
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Pro tip: Go down to the very bottom and click on the second picture of the slideshow.


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Old 07-12-2012, 03:33 AM   #22
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With all the extra weight on her, Potter became depressed. She contacted the Guinness Book of World Records in hopes that winning the title of "World's Heaviest Woman" would shame her into losing weight.

When Alex got wind of the publicity surrounding Potter, he decided to visit her and the flame was quickly rekindled.

So, upon finding out his ex was the world's heaviest woman, he goes back to her for some hot wobbly loving? Consider that a while. This man may have issues of his own
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Old 07-12-2012, 04:10 AM   #23
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as well as full sex

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Old 07-12-2012, 04:22 AM   #24
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How in the Jesus titting flying whopper shit kicking carpet humpers does she get laid? It's not fair, for ****'s sake!

She is literally the most grotesque specimen of a human I have ever seen. Fat people are gross.

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Old 07-12-2012, 04:56 AM   #25
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:21 AM   #26
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:28 AM   #27
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Pro tip: Go down to the very bottom and click on the second picture of the slideshow.


It took me about a minute or so to figure out that was her stomach almost touching the floor.
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:31 AM   #28
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:37 AM   #29
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I puked.

In despair that you will never get all up in that? I know that feel.
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Old 07-12-2012, 05:47 AM   #30
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:14 AM   #31
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In despair that you will never get all up in that? I know that feel.

From the fact that it is gross. I am happy the puke missed my phone.
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:20 AM   #32
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TS, dude, like, fuck you bro, shit mang.
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:23 AM   #33
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:24 AM   #34
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Good strong breeding hips and formidable calves, she's my type.
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Old 07-12-2012, 08:13 AM   #35
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Pfft, I'd shag that.
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Old 07-12-2012, 08:26 AM   #36
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How can you die from a bed collapsing?

Guy on bottom, crushed.
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Old 07-12-2012, 09:12 PM   #37
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you guys are pansies. a hole is a goal, i'd tap that in a second
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Old 07-12-2012, 09:16 PM   #38
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i would totally tap that mushy sheit nigga
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Old 07-12-2012, 09:19 PM   #39
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want to know another way to lose 100 pounds?

Exercise.
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Old 07-12-2012, 09:23 PM   #40
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Eat 10000 calories a day and have sex 7 times a day burning 3500 calories.
Still leaves a lot of room for fat.
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