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Old 07-12-2012, 10:27 PM   #41
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Eat 10000 calories a day and have sex 7 times a day burning 3500 calories.
Still leaves a lot of room for fat.

Imagine the biological logistics at work to burn 3500 CALORIES JUST FROM BEING JIGGLED. Most people literally could not eat 3500 calories in a day, and her body burns that probably just from her heart struggling to distribute blood over such a massive area...

It probably wasn't the intent of the article but I'm impressed with human capability. Impressed with her mechanics, and with whatever unholy power that man posses to be able to INITIATE let alone MAINTAIN a boner with her. What a truly inspiring story!
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Old 07-12-2012, 10:32 PM   #42
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Old 07-12-2012, 10:39 PM   #43
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"...hopes to reach her goal weight of 532 pounds"

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Old 07-12-2012, 11:22 PM   #44
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10,000 calories a day! How can one do that? That guy takes chubby chaseing to a whole new level.
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Old 07-12-2012, 11:27 PM   #45
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Old 07-12-2012, 11:28 PM   #46
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:37 AM   #47
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:46 AM   #48
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"My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”

oh my god best thing ive read all week
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:47 AM   #49
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Old 07-13-2012, 12:48 AM   #50
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I bet that sheet isn't so nice anymore...
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:53 AM   #51
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WELL, this has been eye opening for me
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:00 AM   #52
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Good for them, but I honestly don't even know how he can keep it up.
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:03 PM   #53
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want to know another way to lose 100 pounds?

Exercise.
want to know what sex is?

Exercise.
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:05 PM   #54
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want to know what sex is?

Exercise.


So not worth the five month bump.
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:07 PM   #55
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:10 PM   #56
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So not worth the five month bump.

I'm sure there's a sex joke in here...
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:10 PM   #57
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:11 PM   #58
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I'm sure there's a sex joke in here...


You have to lift one of the folds for it.
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:12 PM   #59
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i would totally tap that mushy sheit nigga

No you wouldn't young me NO YOU WOULDN'T NO!
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Old 12-07-2012, 12:14 PM   #60
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