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Old Today, 04:06 PM   #1
ChucklesMginty
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Wikipedia pages with the best titles

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology

"List of films that most frequently use the word "fuck" (Which I can't link to because of the swearing filter.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation

This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.

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Old Today, 04:08 PM   #2
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"Street light"

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Old Today, 04:09 PM   #3
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This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.

lol good one
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Old Today, 04:11 PM   #4
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Old Today, 04:26 PM   #5
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Not a title alone but:
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This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.

It used to have that on this article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...mber_of_victims

It's still there but they've clarified it so it doesn't read as funnily any more.
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Old Today, 04:29 PM   #6
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This is great.
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Old Today, 04:33 PM   #7
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Well, I wish you good night
But first shit into your bed and make it burst.
Sleep soundly, my love
Into your mouth your arse you'll shove


holy shit lol
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Old Today, 04:40 PM   #8
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sounds more nasal than jack sniffing an ass
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Old Today, 04:52 PM   #9
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i'll take "what in the absolute ****" for 800, alex
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Old Today, 04:59 PM   #12
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Old Today, 05:05 PM   #13
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Old Today, 05:08 PM   #14
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"The conflicts, in which vendors raided one another's vans and fired shotguns into one another's windscreens, were more violent than might typically be expected between ice-cream salesmen."
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Old Today, 05:26 PM   #15
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i cant be the only one that read the thread title as wikipedia pages with the best titties

leaving this thread severely disappointed
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Old Today, 06:15 PM   #16
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"The conflicts, in which vendors raided one another's vans and fired shotguns into one another's windscreens, were more violent than might typically be expected between ice-cream salesmen."

man that sounds like pretty damn serious shit
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Old Today, 06:35 PM   #17
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Ice cream vans, such as this one, announce their arrivals at the stops along their "runs" with musical chimes, played via loudspeakers.


So basically the Ice Cream Van music is the gang's warcry.
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Old Today, 07:23 PM   #18
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So basically the Ice Cream Van music is the gang's warcry.


I can totally imagine this as a Simpsons gag.
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Old Today, 08:04 PM   #19
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way back when, my uncle was walking up the stairs to a house in a tenement block
noticed a coffin standing up outside one of the neighbours houses, thought he'd chap on the guy's door and let him know
the guy was an ice cream vendor
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Holy ****ing shit did this guy seriously SLAP TWO PEOPLE?!?!?

Seriously though, how the hell did this manage to become big news?
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