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Old 08-30-2012, 07:57 AM   #1
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Girlfriend and pron...

my gf and me have always had a great sex life (in saying always we've only been together about a year) she is willing to try literally anything (short of a threesome... ive never asked but she specifically said shed never have one) shes actually usually the one who presents me with things to try, shes also more experienced than i am i.e. been with more people etc. shes always asking me to tell her what i want to do next
the other day she found some videos on my computer and totally freaked out saying she thought she wasnt enough for me etc. i said they werent really a big deal and id stop watching them, but she was actualy in tears over it :S
it just confuses me how shes willing to do things that are in these kinda vids but she has a prob with watching them, i tried suggesting we watch them together....but that was an even bigger no, opinions?
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Old 08-30-2012, 07:58 AM   #2
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Put a damn password on your computer.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:00 AM   #3
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Try and watch some scat with her

and say "see.....she should be crying, not you"
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:02 AM   #4
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she is willing to try literally anything


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i tried suggesting we watch them together....but that was an even bigger no, opinions?


People who misuse the word literally make me want to euthanise them.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:03 AM   #5
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Maybe she's willing to try all these things because she's terrified you'll leave her if she doesn't satisfy you. Either make sure she knows that she doesn't have to try that hard, or just keep reaping the benefits.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:05 AM   #6
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say, we must do anal or I'll leave you for my porn.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:05 AM   #7
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Uhm, why care you sharing all of this with us? If she saw this thread i think she'd do well to dump yo ass
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:06 AM   #8
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People who misuse the word literally make me want to euthanise them.



inorite? They're grammer makes me literally explode!!!




OT: Who downloads videos anyway?

Open browser > Start private browsing > Fave Prono site > Yank-me-do > Close the window by clicking with the one bit of your hand that isn't covered in baby gravy.

The perfect crime.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:07 AM   #9
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Well she's willing to try literally everything I've suggested.... I've had to draw the line a couple of times with her suggestions, she uses my comp all the time tho for her course, but the vids Neely had her dumping me.....
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:09 AM   #10
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Well she's willing to try literally everything I've suggested.... I've had to draw the line a couple of times with her suggestions, she uses my comp all the time tho for her course, but the vids Neely had her dumping me.....


Tell us more what she's willing to do.

It would literally help us help you.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:09 AM   #11
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say, we must do anal or I'll leave you for my porn.

One of the things SHE suggested and ha been done lmao
See wher I'm coming from?
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TS, show her this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relation...tists-find.html

A bit more Googling will help your case/
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:09 AM   #13
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Ask her if you can turn into a sexbox.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:10 AM   #14
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Well she's willing to try literally everything I've suggested.... I've had to draw the line a couple of times with her suggestions, she uses my comp all the time tho for her course, but the vids Neely had her dumping me.....

Never let a woman come between you and your porn.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:12 AM   #15
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inorite? They're grammer makes me literally explode!!!




OT: Who downloads videos anyway?

Open browser > Start private browsing > Fave Prono site > Yank-me-do > Close the window by clicking with the one bit of your hand that isn't covered in baby gravy.

The perfect crime.


My Internet is hurry so if I have stuff downloaded it saves buffering.....

Edit- meant to say shitty - autocorrect

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Old 08-30-2012, 08:13 AM   #16
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:16 AM   #17
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Maybe she's willing to try all these things because she's terrified you'll leave her if she doesn't satisfy you. Either make sure she knows that she doesn't have to try that hard, or just keep reaping the benefits.


I told he I only watch when she's not round for the night, is this not enough?
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:18 AM   #18
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this thread is terrible without pictures.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:19 AM   #19
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Tell her you only watch threesome pron. Then she can't give you the whole "I should be enough!" claptrap. And as an added bonus, it might change her mind about going for the three-way.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:19 AM   #20
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Tell her you only watch threesome pron. Then she can't give you the whole "I should be enough!" claptrap. And as an added bonus, it might change her mind about going for the three-way.


Or

tell her you only watch scat porn and gay porn.
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