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Old 08-30-2012, 08:40 AM   #41
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:41 AM   #42
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come on man think about it

Or even like, if there was two heads on one body. TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T HIT THAT


*telling you i wouldn't hit that with my ten foot stick*

how horny are you man?
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:41 AM   #43
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:41 AM   #44
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I only really watch when I'm away with work at max once every few weeks, and obv I value her more..... She's an actual person willing to have sex with me.... But my issue is I just can't see why she has such a problem with it, it's not like I expect her to look like the women in porn or shed prob not want to have sex with me any more ... XD
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:42 AM   #45
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My question is should I accept her having a problem with it and stop watching it or try and change her mind, and does anyone else have this problem with the gf?

No.

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But seriously just admit you were wrong (even though I don't think you are) delete the porn, wait a few months until she truely believes you've stopped watching it, then just download it again and put it in a password protected folder or something if it means that much to you.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:43 AM   #46
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I only really watch when I'm away with work at max once every few weeks, and obv I value her more..... She's an actual person willing to have sex with me.... But my issue is I just can't see why she has such a problem with it, it's not like I expect her to look like the women in porn or shed prob not want to have sex with me any more ... XD


you did the right thing by addressing this to the pit.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:43 AM   #47
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:46 AM   #48
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:50 AM   #49
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Annnnyyywaaaysssssss back to the conjoined twin threesome, I found this picture




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Do you think they moan in stereo?
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:51 AM   #50
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I'd feel extremely awkward to have sex with my girlfriend and another girl. Seriously. I just find it weird.

I would absolutely hate it.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:52 AM   #51
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I would absolutely hate it.


I can't understand guys who asks their girlfriend that and actually want it.
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Do you think they moan in stereo?

I bet only one of them gets has feelings down there, so the other one is really bored/angry the whole time.
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I don't know, guess I'll have to fuck some conjoined bitches and get back to you
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I can't understand guys who asks their girlfriend that and actually want it.

Me neither. Unless it's maybe just people who don't really see the relationship as long-term?

Still though. I couldn't do it.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:53 AM   #55
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TS, if your girlfriend was a conjoined twin. Would you do her?


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Me neither. Unless it's maybe just people who don't really see the relationship as long-term?

Still though. I couldn't do it.


Well, then I wouldn't consider her my girlfriend anyway and it would just be sex.

But if I was in a relationship? No ****ing way. Doesn't even turn me on. Rather the other way.
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I shall await the full report of your experiences.
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Old 08-30-2012, 08:58 AM   #60
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I knew this girl - a complete weirdo - and her and her bf invited some girl back for a threesome. In this threesome, the gf pissed in the bf and the other girl's mouth but went in a huff for 3 days because the bf inserted his dick into the other girl.

As if that was the weirdest thing of the night.
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