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Old 08-30-2012, 09:00 AM   #61
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I like where this thread went.

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Old 08-30-2012, 09:00 AM   #62
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Give her a puppy and ask her to try hard crush.
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:03 AM   #63
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I knew this girl - a complete weirdo - and her and her bf invited some girl back for a threesome. In this threesome, the gf pissed in the bf and the other girl's mouth but went in a huff for 3 days because the bf inserted his dick into the other girl.

As if that was the weirdest thing of the night.

Pics or he's lying!
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:05 AM   #64
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you're going to ruin my night without pics now. GET ON IT
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:06 AM   #65
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We haven't spoken in like 6 months so I have no pictures involving her

So question - would you let your girl piss on you if it meant getting a 3some? Hypothetically, both girls are hot.
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:08 AM   #66
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We haven't spoken in like 6 months so I have no pictures involving her

So question - would you let your girl piss on you if it meant getting a 3some? Hypothetically, both girls are hot.



Actually, I would. I'd probably be disgusted with myself once I sober up. But until then, fuck it
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:08 AM   #67
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^ are there conjoined twins involved?

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Old 08-30-2012, 09:08 AM   #68
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:08 AM   #69
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We haven't spoken in like 6 months so I have no pictures involving her

So question - would you let your girl piss on you if it meant getting a 3some? Hypothetically, both girls are hot.


I'd let her piss on me if she let me poop on her.

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I'd say that either you don't know what literally means or else you are blissfully unaware of the many wonderful/terrible things out there (that your gf would most likely not be willing to try).

Also make sure that you don't get her pregnant. Based on your posts in this thread, the baby will come out stupid.
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:09 AM   #70
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how horny are you man?

You're insane.


As long as they're good looking, I'd totally bone conjoined twins. In fact, if a conjoined twin is a 6 and another woman in the room is an 8, I'd go for the twins.
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:09 AM   #71
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no, shut up. This thread is about conjoined twins sex.


If you have something to add, say it.

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I'd let my conjoined twin girlfriend Amber pee on me if I could have a threesome with her and her sister Angelica.
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:10 AM   #73
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I'd let my conjoined twin girlfriend Amber pee on me if I could have a threesome with her and her sister Angelica.


who's the evil one?

TS. Shut up. your topic bored us.
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:10 AM   #74
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We haven't spoken in like 6 months so I have no pictures involving her

So question - would you let your girl piss on you if it meant getting a 3some? Hypothetically, both girls are hot.

Hell yeah go with the freaky shit!!
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who's the evil one?

TS. Shut up. your topic bored us.



angelica dude, don't you remember rugrats? bitch is crazy evil
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Be right back - googling 'hot conjoined twins'

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Old 08-30-2012, 09:12 AM   #77
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angelica dude, don't you remember rugrats? bitch is crazy evil


I hated her.
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I'd be kind of freaked out by conjoined but...anyone remember the Olsens?
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me too, she was a bitch.

I'd still **** her if she was a conjoined twin though
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:14 AM   #80
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angelica dude, don't you remember rugrats? bitch is crazy evil

That's exactly where I got that name from, I was watching Rugrats the other day

Whilst looking after children I might add. It wasn't just me watching it by myself.

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