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Old 08-30-2012, 09:14 AM   #81
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yeah, they are hot. I wonder if ts gf is one. He didn't answer the question.
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:14 AM   #82
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I'd be kind of freaked out by conjoined but...anyone remember the Olsens?

REMEMBER THEM!?

Dude, I've got them locked in my cupboard.
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:15 AM   #83
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So assuming that both twins share the same sex organs - what would happen if one was straight and the other gay?


What would happen if only one was transgender?


Or if they were both and were trying to date two different people?!
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:15 AM   #84
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As long as they're good looking, I'd totally bone conjoined twins. In fact, if a conjoined twin is a 6 and another woman in the room is an 8, I'd go for the twins.



well i am insane.......
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:16 AM   #85
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So assuming that both twins share the same sex organs - what would happen if one was straight and the other gay?


What would happen if only one was transgender?


Or if they were both and were trying to date two different people?!


Only one way to find out.
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:17 AM   #86
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So assuming that both twins share the same sex organs - what would happen if one was straight and the other gay?


What would happen if only one was transgender?


Or if they were both and were trying to date two different people?!



Question 1: Fuck them anyways
Question 2: Fuck them anyways
Question 3: Fuck them anyways
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:17 AM   #87
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Whoomit, better Angelica + twin than Phil and Lil (was that their names?)
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:18 AM   #88
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dude, my ex broke up with me for pretty much the same reason (not enough for her, etc), except it wasn't porn but I'd looked at some pics of girls I know in their bikini. My ex had been cheated on a number of times and had terrible self-esteem, so she felt like she was nothing to me and that I felt she wasn't enough, second-best, etc.

find out if she has been cheated on before or lost someone to another girl. Make her see that it is meaningless to you and no reflection on how you feel about her, both romantically and physically.
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Old 08-30-2012, 09:18 AM   #89
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Conjoined twins with both genitalias.
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Something like that. I really want to look it up, but I feel like that's cheating.

I think Phil and Lil is right, but I also remember a Dil? Was that Tommy's little brother?


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I'ma find out.
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Only one way to find out.

I don't think I've ever seen conjoined twins.


I wonder if putting up an ad on the internet, in newspapers, on billboards and on TV would be too straightforward.
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Uless Lil and Dil and Phil was the parent and their mum was a dyke?
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Something like that. I really want to look it up, but I feel like that's cheating.

I think Phil and Lil is right, but I also remember a Dil? Was that Tommy's little brother?


...


I'ma find out.



all that's correct, rugrats was the shit
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Ah yeah, Phil and Lil DeVille.

Then Dil Pickle is Tommy's wee bro

Loved Reptar though.

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If phil and lil were conjoined twins, Woud you have sex with them?
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If phil and lil were conjoined twins, Woud you have sex with them?


Yes, while sucking off Chuckie.
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this thread started out as a guy asking for help with his gf.....

and now everybody is talking about fucking conjoined twins....

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If phil and lil were conjoined twins, Woud you have sex with them?

When they're older, yes.
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