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Old 09-10-2012, 02:27 PM   #1
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Cuddly plush toy help, pls

For reasons of a personal nature, I require a cuddly toy that does not exist.

The as-yet-imaginary cuddly toy (which shall remain hypothetical for the purposes of this discussion) could possibly be assembled with parts from other cuddly toys.

My question: how do I get my cuddly toy?

My thoughts for possible solutions so far:
- make one myself from scratch (difficult and time consuming and prone to up-fuckery)
- make one myself from existing toy parts (which requires buying the separate toys and dismantling them, then all of the above)
- comission one from an expert (requires finding an expert, and will be expensive)

So Pit - what do you think?

tldr - where do you get a cuddly toy that doesn't exist?
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:28 PM   #2
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:29 PM   #3
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:29 PM   #4
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:30 PM   #5
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:31 PM   #6
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Seriously, guys, you can't just offer as a joke. You have to commit to this. Srs.

And I can't tell you, in case someone is watching.
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:40 PM   #7
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:41 PM   #8
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:41 PM   #9
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:45 PM   #10
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PM me and I'll look in to it.

When does it need done by?
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:49 PM   #12
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You could actually go on the internet and learn how to sow. Practice on rags first. Then, sow the toy together from other toys.
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:51 PM   #14
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:53 PM   #15
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:56 PM   #16
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Not even joking, she used to make them daily and sell them. I'm sure she'd be delighted to make one at the right price for you. And she lives in the UK so shipping shouldn't be that hard.



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I thought furries only had sex with other furries...of the human/animal hybrid nature...

Itis much easier and cheaper to use a plushie than to dress up a Real Doll in a furry costume.
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