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Old 09-12-2012, 02:41 PM   #1
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Sup Pit. Give me a line.

Sup pit. Here's the situation. There's this hot girl in my C++ class. No, I don't have pics. Anyway, she seems fresh, so I'm thinking I'll ask her to Chinese food. Maybe a movie. I never have dated girls that I didn't already know at least a little bit. I'm not ever sure what her name is. Give me a line and a time to use it Pit. I work until like 5:30 and my class is tonight at 7, so I'll check the thread in between then.

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Old 09-12-2012, 02:43 PM   #2
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:43 PM   #3
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"Hey girl, you seem fresh. Let's go eat Chinese food."
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:44 PM   #4
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"Hey girl, you seem fresh. Let's go eat Chinese food."


seems legit.
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:44 PM   #5
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do this right after class

"hey!, I'm (insert name). I was just wondering if you like to go out for coffee some time.... and a blow job?"

wait about 2 seconds, then laugh and say" just kidding I don't drink coffee"



guaranteed to get a blow job.
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:45 PM   #6
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Sup pit. Here's the situation. There's this hot girl in my C++ class. No, I don't have pics.
Well, you better get one if you want us to be able to fine-calibrate a killer-line for you
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:45 PM   #7
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Girl, you must be missingno, cuz you've got me glitching all over my southern region. Then specifically request for her to go out for Chinese food (ignore if she is not Asian). You're welcome.
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:46 PM   #8
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do this right after class

"hey!, I'm (insert name). I was just wondering if you like to go out for coffee some time.... and a blow job?"

wait about 2 seconds, then laugh and say" just kidding I don't drink coffee"


guaranteed to get a blow job.


genius. i'm gonna use that.
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:48 PM   #9
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Anyway, she seems fresh

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Old 09-12-2012, 02:50 PM   #10
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Girl you must've been a victim of the Fukushima nuclear reactor malfunction... because you are glowing.
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:52 PM   #11
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"First we go and have Chinese food, then we go home to me and dim sum lights"
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:53 PM   #12
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hey girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because have sex with me.
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:54 PM   #13
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Try something simple and genuine. "Hi, I'm (insert TS' name). What's your name? (Wait for her name.) You seem like a cool person. I was wondering; do you want to go out for Chinese food sometime?"

By the way, skip the movies. Chicks like to talk, not sit there at a movie and not talk. (Because wtf talks in the movie theater?) If you go out to eat, then you can talk and tell her some of your interests and hear some of hers. If all goes well, you may even get a second date.
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:56 PM   #14
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:56 PM   #15
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"With most people I know, I get the feeling that if they were exposed to an enema, they'd be buried in a matchbox. But you... I think would be much better served if I stuck something else up you ass.
Wanna eat some chinese first, though?"
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:57 PM   #16
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:58 PM   #17
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Try something simple and genuine. "Hi, I'm (insert TS' name). You seem like a cool person. I was wondering. Do you want to go out for Chinese food sometime?"


This. Don't be a douchebag and use some stupid line, TS.
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:59 PM   #18
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Be like, hey so I want to take you out, you down?

And if she says no then tell her she getting buttsecks regardless.
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:59 PM   #19
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At least she's fresh, wouldn't want any of those rotted girls.
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Old 09-12-2012, 03:00 PM   #20
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Hey girl I like what I'm C-ing, you can have access to my private members anytime...
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