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Old 09-12-2012, 03:00 PM   #21
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At least she's fresh, wouldn't want any of those rotted girls.



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Old 09-12-2012, 03:25 PM   #22
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Old 09-12-2012, 03:34 PM   #23
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Girl, you must be missingno, cuz you've got me glitching all over my southern region. Then specifically request for her to go out for Chinese food (ignore if she is not Asian). You're welcome.


I approve this message.

Also, don't ask her to a movie.
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Old 09-12-2012, 03:34 PM   #24
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Write her a poem, like
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violets are #0000FF
I've saved my rohypnol
so I can give it to you!"
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Old 09-12-2012, 03:40 PM   #25
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Write her a poem, like
"roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
I've saved my rohypnol
so I can give it to you!"


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Old 09-12-2012, 03:53 PM   #26
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Write her a poem, like
"roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
I've saved my rohypnol
so I can give it to you!"

Very clever, good sir!
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Old 09-12-2012, 03:54 PM   #27
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Or just like... talk to her.
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Old 09-12-2012, 03:55 PM   #28
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Old 09-12-2012, 03:56 PM   #29
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"Hey girl, you must need a new fan cuz u hot!"

Seriously though, I'd advise not asking her out like a douche.
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:04 PM   #30
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:12 PM   #31
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Give her a fortune cookie with a note inside asking her out for dinner.
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:14 PM   #32
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'There are 10 types of people; those who understand binary and those who don't'

Then proceed to hump her
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:17 PM   #33
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Don't try and pick her up on a one-liner.. for starts


Actually talk to her, maybe about the class or something she's interested in. Get to know her before you ask her out


But if you must, my new (old) favorite
"Where was this dress made? (Check the tag) ..Oh just as I thought, in Heaven."

Works everytime
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:20 PM   #34
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:22 PM   #35
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cout << "Want to grab some dinner tonight?" << endl;
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:23 PM   #36
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nice tits , but they would look better with my dick between them.
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:56 PM   #37
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Old 09-12-2012, 05:01 PM   #38
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Old 09-12-2012, 05:02 PM   #39
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Step 1. Take water bottle, and 'accidentally' get a drop of water on her.
Step 2. "Oops. Let's get you home and out of those wet clothes."
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Old 09-12-2012, 05:02 PM   #40
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"Hey girl, you seem fresh. Let's go eat Chinese food."

Or "how would you like to go eat some chinese food" instead, that way you don't look controlling (if you think she might be bitchy).
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