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Old 09-12-2012, 05:06 PM   #41
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Old 09-12-2012, 05:07 PM   #42
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Old 09-12-2012, 05:40 PM   #43
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Old 09-12-2012, 05:44 PM   #44
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hay baybay. are you a toaster? cuz i wanna butter your bread.

and you're like, hot...

like a toaster.
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Old 09-12-2012, 05:48 PM   #45
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Tell her, "y'know, sometimes when I exercise, my penis shrivels up and goes inside of me. How about I skip the workout and my penis goes inside you instead?"

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Old 09-12-2012, 06:18 PM   #46
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Old 09-12-2012, 07:21 PM   #47
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Old 09-12-2012, 07:26 PM   #48
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"Quiero tu vagina."

Worked for me.
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Old 09-12-2012, 07:27 PM   #49
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Old 09-12-2012, 07:36 PM   #50
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Old 09-12-2012, 07:59 PM   #51
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Old 09-12-2012, 08:38 PM   #52
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:01 PM   #53
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I know right? Everyone except me and her in that class are so grimy. Like bad-nasty.

Anyway, I'll let the Pit know how it goes.
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:06 PM   #54
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I know right? Everyone except me and her in that class are so grimy. Like bad-nasty.

You know, there are actually good-looking people in Comp Sci/Computer classes. That said, over half the guys in my Comp Sci classes are grimy looking (or resemble little, wimpy boys).
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:07 PM   #55
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I know right? Everyone except me and her in that class are so grimy. Like bad-nasty.

Anyway, I'll let the Pit know how it goes.



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Old 09-12-2012, 09:13 PM   #56
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I know it's C++ and not Java, but:

javax.swing.JOptionPanel

public class GetLaaaaaid{
public static void main(String[] args){
double first = ("If you are available, ");
double second = ("allow me to take you out ");
double third = ("I can show you where my goose goes ");
double fourth = ("while you bend to touch your toes.");

System.out.println(first + "then " + second + "so " + third + fourth);
}
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:10 PM   #57
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:26 PM   #58
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"Quiero tu vagina."

Worked for me.
So do you normally omit the "puta", orrrr...?
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:28 PM   #59
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So do you normally omit the "puta", orrrr...?


Yes. That would be offensive.
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:32 PM   #60
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