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Old 09-13-2012, 04:36 PM   #61
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'Hey, ____, do you want to go to the pants party?'

Edit: Or just show her this thread. Girls dig internet credibility.
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Old 09-13-2012, 06:20 PM   #62
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Hey. Blood on my knife or shit on my dick, you choose.

Girls like nasty guys.
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Old 09-13-2012, 06:35 PM   #63
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You: You know what they call girls that are faster than me?
Fresh girl: What?
You: Virgins

Proceed to prove it
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Old 09-13-2012, 06:41 PM   #64
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Hey Baby, You just converted my 3 and half inch floppy into a 9 inch solid state drive.
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Old 09-13-2012, 06:43 PM   #65
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I hope the function to access your private variables accepts types larger than an int, because my parameter is long.
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Old 09-13-2012, 06:45 PM   #66
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Well fellers, she never showed up to the class yesterday. Oh well. 7 more days to work on my complexion and tan before the next class. Unless she dropped. Then I'll make a sad.
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Old 09-13-2012, 06:52 PM   #67
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Dammit TS, you scared her away. I damn sure hope shes getting a refund for that course.
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Old 09-13-2012, 06:54 PM   #68
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Dammit TS, you scared her away. I damn sure hope shes getting a refund for that course.

Swear I wasn't even being creepy. Only smelled her hair like twice.







































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Old 09-13-2012, 07:00 PM   #69
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hey w-what's your n-name? wanna be my girrlfriend?
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:03 PM   #70
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do this right after class

"hey!, I'm (insert name). I was just wondering if you like to go out for coffee some time.... and a blow job?"

wait about 2 seconds, then laugh and say" just kidding I don't drink coffee"



guaranteed to get a blow job.



I'll have to try this one day.


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Old 09-13-2012, 07:08 PM   #71
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H-h-hey d-do you w-want to go o-out w-with m-me?

NO WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT YOU C-CREEP! B-B-BAKA!

Stop being so tsuntsun hotlady-chan

it'll work.

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Old 09-13-2012, 07:08 PM   #72
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:20 PM   #73
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Tbh girls just want a guy who can dance, so you should just South Dallas Swag next to her until she asks you out.
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:25 PM   #74
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I'm gonna call bullsh*t at girl in C++ class.

Let alone a hot one
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:26 PM   #75
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I'm gonna call bullsh*t at girl in C++ class.

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Old 09-13-2012, 07:29 PM   #76
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I'm gonna call bullsh*t at girl in C++ class.

Let alone a hot one


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Old 09-13-2012, 07:31 PM   #77
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:33 PM   #78
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Mr. Sunglasses has spoken.

He does have a point. There are 3 girls in my programming class, though.

But one is old, one is not even slightly attractive. But the third is quite doable.






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Old 09-13-2012, 07:34 PM   #79
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I'm a terrible human being.



For being attracted to the opposite sex? Nah.
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:34 PM   #80
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There's a girl that's pretty hot doing Forensic Computing at my uni.

Not hot girls in Computing though.
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