09-13-2012, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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'Hey, ____, do you want to go to the pants party?'
Edit: Or just show her this thread. Girls dig internet credibility.
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09-13-2012, 06:20 PM
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UGs Only Rhythm Guitarist
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: In a cave
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Hey. Blood on my knife or shit on my dick, you choose.
Girls like nasty guys.
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09-13-2012, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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You: You know what they call girls that are faster than me?
Fresh girl: What? You: Virgins Proceed to prove it
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09-13-2012, 06:41 PM
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Scotland
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Hey Baby, You just converted my 3 and half inch floppy into a 9 inch solid state drive.
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09-13-2012, 06:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Paris/Manchester
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I hope the function to access your private variables accepts types larger than an int, because my parameter is long.
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09-13-2012, 06:45 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Well fellers, she never showed up to the class yesterday. Oh well. 7 more days to work on my complexion and tan before the next class. Unless she dropped. Then I'll make a sad.
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09-13-2012, 06:52 PM
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is the bees knees
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Not in the UK
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Dammit TS, you scared her away. I damn sure hope shes getting a refund for that course.
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09-13-2012, 06:54 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Swear I wasn't even being creepy. Only smelled her hair like twice. >_>
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09-13-2012, 07:00 PM
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UG dumbass
Join Date: Jun 2009
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hey w-what's your n-name? wanna be my girrlfriend?
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09-13-2012, 07:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Ice Kingdom, Land of Ooo
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09-13-2012, 07:08 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2012
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H-h-hey d-do you w-want to go o-out w-with m-me?
NO WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT YOU C-CREEP! B-B-BAKA! Stop being so tsuntsun hotlady-chan it'll work. Last edited by GetDunked : 09-13-2012 at 07:32 PM. |
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09-13-2012, 07:08 PM
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stop the munati
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: stop
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tell her you have acne in an unusual place
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09-13-2012, 07:20 PM
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hail yeezus
Join Date: May 2009
Location: walking into a sign
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Tbh girls just want a guy who can dance, so you should just South Dallas Swag next to her until she asks you out.
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09-13-2012, 07:25 PM
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Mr Sunglasses
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: A place where people with unbuttoned shirts & cool sunnies can roam free.....
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I'm gonna call bullsh*t at girl in C++ class.
Let alone a hot one
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09-13-2012, 07:26 PM
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09-13-2012, 07:29 PM
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hail yeezus
Join Date: May 2009
Location: walking into a sign
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Mr. Sunglasses has spoken.
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09-13-2012, 07:31 PM
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Mr Sunglasses
Join Date: Jul 2007
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09-13-2012, 07:33 PM
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I've only cried twice
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Indiana
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He does have a point. There are 3 girls in my programming class, though. But one is old, one is not even slightly attractive. But the third is quite doable. I'm a terrible human being. 
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09-13-2012, 07:34 PM
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hail yeezus
Join Date: May 2009
Location: walking into a sign
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For being attracted to the opposite sex? Nah.
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09-13-2012, 07:34 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2012
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There's a girl that's pretty hot doing Forensic Computing at my uni.
Not hot girls in Computing though. |
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