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Old 09-13-2012, 07:46 PM   #81
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For being attracted to the opposite sex? Nah.

No, for judging them how I did lol.
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:54 PM   #82
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No, for judging them how I did lol.


Nah. Slightly worse. But nahhhh.
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:57 PM   #83
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Nah. Slightly worse. But nahhhh.

Well, you've convinced me otherwise now.


Line up more women to be judged! To the GIFs thread!
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Old 09-13-2012, 07:58 PM   #84
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I'm disappointed. You coulda at least got a picture today.
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:00 PM   #85
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Well, you've convinced me otherwise now.


Line up more women to be judged! To the GIFs thread!


Huzzah!
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:25 PM   #86
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:35 PM   #87
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:36 PM   #88
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"Hey baby, wanna go out? I don't have any money, but we can go to PetCo and stare at the animals."
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:57 PM   #89
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"I'll take you out to a fancy meal...'n then we'll pork."

edit: oh. damn, well now i'm dying to know if this is gonna work out or not.

it's like god damn Melrose Pit up in here.



















































































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Old 09-13-2012, 10:08 PM   #90
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"Hey baby, wanna go out? I don't have any money, but we can go to PetCo and stare at the animals."


This is a legitimate pickup line if you take out the "I don't have money" part.
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Old 09-13-2012, 10:31 PM   #91
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This is a legitimate pickup line if you take out the "I don't have money" part.


Yeah, like 'I have lots of money but I still would love nothing more than to take you to Petco and stare at the animals'

Edit: Nah, I don't know what I'm talking about.
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Old 09-13-2012, 10:46 PM   #92
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Yeah, like 'I have lots of money but I still would love nothing more than to take you to Petco and stare at the animals'

Edit: Nah, I don't know what I'm talking about.

More like "Baby, Imma take you to Petco and stare at the animals. It's on me. Don't worry, I got this."
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Old 09-13-2012, 10:47 PM   #93
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More like "Baby, Imma take you to Petco and stare at the animals. It's on me. Don't worry, I got this."


Haha, good call.
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Old 09-14-2012, 12:29 AM   #94
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The only pick up line that works 100% of the time is: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Old 09-14-2012, 12:32 AM   #95
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Tbh girls just want a guy who can dance, so you should just South Dallas Swag next to her until she asks you out.


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Old 09-14-2012, 12:56 AM   #96
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Old 09-14-2012, 12:57 AM   #97
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Send her to me and whomt

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Old 09-14-2012, 01:00 AM   #98
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What the hell do you need a pickup line for? Be a man, walk up to her, and talk to her like she's a person. Damned kids don't even know...
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:02 AM   #99
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hot girl in my C++ class.



Having taken two C++ classes, I feel like I'm qualified to call absolute BULLSHIT on there being any hot girls.

You should prove to us that she is hot with a picture.
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:50 AM   #100
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Having taken two C++ classes, I feel like I'm qualified to call absolute BULLSHIT on there being any hot girls.

You should prove to us that she is hot with a picture.

Like I said earlier, she didn't show last class. Also, taking pictures of people and posting them on the internet is.... questionable. I know it sounds like bullshit. Everyone else in the class is old, fat, grimy, or frumpy. This chick comes in wearing yoga pants and one of those shirts that do the thing with the shoulder.
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