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Old 09-17-2012, 07:55 AM   #1
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Itís cold outside, thereís no kind of atmosphere

Iím all alone, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking fresh mango juice.
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.



Series X is out in a few weeks, I am excited to see if it's any good because Red Dwarf is epic.

Discuss, or go away!
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Old 09-17-2012, 07:58 AM   #2
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Old 09-17-2012, 07:59 AM   #3
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Looked it up and woah, I had no idea they were redoing it

Definetely going to watch this.
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:02 AM   #4
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You smeghead.
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:02 AM   #5
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:05 AM   #6
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I for one am not looking forward to series X.

Red Dwarf is very much of it's time, if they stick to the old style it'll bomb without a trace, and it's unlikely that any studio will have picked it up. That indicates to me that they've changed the style of it, and as such, it's no longer Red Dwarf.

I'm scared because I don't want my heart broken again. I was excited for series IX, but it was awful. Even Series VIII wasn't great.

However, I still wear my Red Dwarf tshirts with pride!
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:09 AM   #7
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I only got to about season 6 or 7 and then no further

I will get there though!
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:10 AM   #8
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In honour of this however, I've had an avatar refresh! A bit of trivia: Kryten is the first mechanoid ever to give a human character the finger.

Also, I made a Red Dwarf group on here years back, I wonder if it's still floating around?
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:13 AM   #9
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Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

I have low expectations. RD7 was pretty bad, RD8 was horrific, RD9 was a slight improvment but still miles away from the heyday of Duane Dibbley, Tarka Dahl, Cloister the Stupid and the red alert bulb.
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:14 AM   #10
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Best conversation in Red Dwarf:

Lister: Cat.
Cat: Mm?
Lister: Did you ever see the Flintstones?
Cat: Of course.
Lister: Do you think Wilma's sexy?
Cat: Wilma Flintstone?
Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space for too long but every time I see that show, her body drives me crazy. Is it just me?
Cat: I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived.
Lister: That's good, I thought I was goin' strange.
Cat: She's incredible!
Lister: What do you think of Betty?
Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty...but I'd be thinkin' of Wilma.
Lister: This is stupid. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:15 AM   #11
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When I saw you for the first time (first time)
My knees began to quiver (quiver)
And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)

My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
My heart it started thumpin' (boom, boom, boom!)
My breakfast left my body (Heuey, heuey, heuey)
It really tells me something.

Girl, you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
Tongue Tied. Whenever you are near me (near me)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Whenever you're in town.
You make me feel like a clown, girl.

Yes, you make me tongue, tongue (tied, tied)
Tongue Tied. Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Tied, tied tongue, tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around.

I saw you 'cross the dance floor. (dancing)
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
But when I tried to speak to you (talk, talk)
My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippity, flippity flop)
I tried to say, "I love you" (love you)
But it came out kind of wrong girl (wrong girl)
It sounded like, "Noo-noo-na-nee-noo" (tongue tied)
Na-ner-ner-ner-nee-nung-nirl.

Because you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
Tongue Tied. Whenever you are near me
Nurmy, murmy (nurmy, murmy)
Murmy, nurmy (murmy, nurmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
My trousers, they go brown, girl.

Yes, you make me nungy-nangy (nangy-nungy)
Tongue tied. Why can't I tell you cleary? (cleary)
Be-dobby-durgle-dobby-durgle (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around.

Oh, I'm begging on my knees
Sweet, sweet darling listen please
Understand me when I say:
Be-durble-diggle-doggle-diggle-doddle-diddle-day

I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied)
Tongue tied. Whenever you are near me (baby)
Nurmy, murmy (nurmy, murmy)
Murmy, nurmy (murmy, nurmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
I feel so much like cryin', girl.

Yes, you make me nungy-nangy (nangy-nungy)
Ningy-nungy. Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Be-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
Durgle-dobby (durgle-dobby)
Whenever you're around (around)
Whever you're around, girl.
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:18 AM   #12
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:19 AM   #13
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Mayday, Mayday! I wonder why they call it "Mayday" ? It's only a bank holiday. Why not "Shrove Tuesday", or "Ascension Sunday" ? Ascension Sunday, Ascension Sunday! 2nd Wednesday after Pentecost, 2nd Wednesday after Pentecost!
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:22 AM   #14
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You know what you want. You want to squeeze my buttocks together to make one juicy giant peach.













































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Old 09-17-2012, 08:22 AM   #15
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:25 AM   #16
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However, I still wear my Red Dwarf tshirts with pride!


I used to have this tshirt:



I wore it to school on a dress-down day and they made me go home to change it.
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:27 AM   #17
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I used to have this tshirt:

*sweet shirt*

I wore it to school on a dress-down day and they made me go home to change it.


I have these two:



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Old 09-17-2012, 08:30 AM   #18
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:42 AM   #19
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Open communication channels, Lister. Broadcast on all known frequencies and in all known languages, including Welsh.


Rimmer: [entering a Western bar with Lister and the Cat] I've seen Westerns. I know how to speak cowboy.
[Rimmer walks up to the bar to order a drink]
Rimmer: Dry white wine and Perrier, please.

Arnold Rimmer: Step up to red alert.
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

Rimmer: They've been very bad, Mr. Flibble. What we going to do with them?
Rimmer: [Mr.Flibble whispers something in Rimmers ear and he looks at the crew, shocked] We couldn't possibly do that. Who'd clean up the mess?

Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You wanna fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're all completely sane?

Kryten: But this is insane. Hurting us is hurting yourself. Our pain is your pain.
Legion: Kryten, you forget. Not only do I possess your combined intellects and memories, I also share the sum of your malice and rage and anger, magnified many times. I'm capable of quite insanely irrational behaviour. Watch.
[Legion stabs himself in the hand. The others all feel pain in their hands]
Legion: The next hint of insurrection, and the scalpel ends up...
[he points it at his groin]
Legion: Here.
Kryten: Legion, that kind of tough talk doesn't scare us.
Rimmer, Lister, The Cat: Yes, it does!

Rimmer's Dad: I just wanted to say... You're a total smeghead!
Rimmer: What? This isn't my fantasy?
The Cat: [leans into frame, grinning] No, it's MINE!

Kryten: [waking up after a night of partying] Oh, my goodness... Oh... my head. Oh, what happened to me? Damage control report. Oh! Dehydration level, 45%. Recall of previous evening, 2%. Embarrassment factor, 91%! Advised repair schedule; reboot startup disc, offline for 36 hours and replace head. Boy! What a night!
[others groan and start to wake]
Kryten: Is it just me, or is that cockroach shuffling too loudly?
Rimmer: Kryten, it's called a hangover, don't panic.
Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space... can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?
The Cat: Hey! It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone! It's the police woman's helmet and the suspenders I don't understand!

Lister: Rimmer, what's going on out there? Is that Mahatma Gandhi? What's he doing practising hand-to-hand combat with a nun?
Rimmer: That's not a nun, Listy. That's Lieutenant Colonel Mother Theresa.
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:45 AM   #20
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