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Old 04-22-2013, 06:03 AM   #1
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One-way ticket to Mars

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2...tch firm claims

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The company, Mars One, plans to send four astronauts on a trip to the Red Planet to set up a human colony in 2023. But there are a couple of serious snags.

Firstly, when on Mars their bodies will have to adapt to surface gravity that is 38% of that on Earth. It is thought that this would cause such a total physiological change in their bone density, muscle strength and circulation that voyagers would no longer be able to survive in Earth's conditions. Secondly, and directly related to the first, they will have to say goodbye to all their family and friends, as the deal doesn't include a return ticket.

The Mars One website states that a return "cannot be anticipated nor expected". To return, they would need a fully assembled and fuelled rocket capable of escaping the gravitational field of Mars, on-board life support systems capable of up to a seven-month voyage and the capacity either to dock with a space station orbiting Earth or perform a safe re-entry and landing.


Would you want to go? Sounds ****ing awful to me, but I don't really like long-haul flights, so.
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Old 04-22-2013, 06:05 AM   #2
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Why fly all the way to Mars to die alone in a desert with putrid gases and crazy weather?

If I wanted to do that I'd sign up for the army.


Real talk, though, I could definitely see myself doing this, at an older age.
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Old 04-22-2013, 06:06 AM   #3
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Old 04-22-2013, 06:13 AM   #4
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Wasn't this already a thing they had planned like a year ago? And I'm pretty sure there was a thread about it on here too.

Edit: But I would totes go. No reason not to.
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Old 04-22-2013, 06:15 AM   #5
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I'd do it, yeah. As dangerous as it is, I'd rather experience something like that than live the same bland life everyone else does.
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Old 04-22-2013, 06:42 AM   #6
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Old 04-22-2013, 06:47 AM   #7
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Old 04-22-2013, 06:54 AM   #8
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The gravity part would be sweet, it would be like i was on dbz
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Old 04-22-2013, 07:09 AM   #9
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It is thought that this would cause such a total physiological change in their bone density, muscle strength

lose my gains?

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Old 04-22-2013, 07:10 AM   #10
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That'd be one hell of a legacy, count me in.
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Old 04-22-2013, 07:28 AM   #11
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You make that sound like a bad thing.
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Old 04-22-2013, 08:10 AM   #12
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It'd be like living "Into The Void".


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Old 04-22-2013, 08:13 AM   #13
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Old 04-22-2013, 08:23 AM   #14
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Old 04-22-2013, 08:26 AM   #15
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Yep, except i wanna go when im older... so i have nothing to lose.
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Old 04-22-2013, 08:31 AM   #16
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but no guarantees that i wouldn't go crazy.
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Old 04-22-2013, 08:43 AM   #17
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:08 AM   #18
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:13 AM   #19
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Fuck that shit. I'm not the biggest fan of Earth sometimes but no way I'm spending the rest of my life cramped up in tiny little tube ships and building and stuff. Besides I'm too tall to be an astronaut anyway.
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I can barely survive on a 2 hour flight, let alone 7 months.

5 bucks says the first mission suffers 100% casualties from everybody on board going insane and killing each other.
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