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Old 12-01-2013, 01:48 PM   #1
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Harvard Releases 75 Year Study on What Makes Men Happy

http://www.feelguide.com/2013/04/29...e-a-happy-life/

JFK was a study participant but his files have been sealed until 2040. If you'd like an article that delves a bit deeper, here's one from the Atlantic.
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Old 12-01-2013, 01:50 PM   #2
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'As you can imagine, the study’s discoveries are bountiful, but the most significant finding of all is that “Alcoholism is a disorder of great destructive power.”'

Shocker.

I have big reservations about these kinds of studies, but this is quite nifty.
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Old 12-01-2013, 01:53 PM   #3
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tits and money
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Old 12-01-2013, 01:55 PM   #4
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blowjobs, beer and money make me pretty satisfied
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Old 12-01-2013, 01:55 PM   #5
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What makes men happy:




tits and money

You need to have some hard data to back that claim up. Perhaps some illustrations are in order.
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Old 12-01-2013, 01:55 PM   #6
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So they did a 75 year study and found out nothing new?

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Old 12-01-2013, 01:56 PM   #7
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What makes men happy:
tits and money


Ass and titties, ass ass and titties.
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Old 12-01-2013, 01:56 PM   #8
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great thread.
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:02 PM   #9
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:04 PM   #10
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This study is of course parallel to the study men have been doing since the beginning of existence to find out what makes women happy. So far, we've found nothing.



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Old 12-01-2013, 02:11 PM   #11
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ITT : People who don't find longitudinal studies interesting
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:18 PM   #12
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ITT : People who don't find longitudinal studies interesting

That's like east and west yeah? I quite prefer latitudinal studies myself.
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:24 PM   #13
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:26 PM   #14
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blowjobs, beer and money make me pretty satisfied


Why do people put blowjobs when they can put full on intercourse?
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:39 PM   #17
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I like and can respect categorizing things and putting numbers behind them, but all that work just to tell me more money meant happier lives? i already knew that.
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Why do people put blowjobs when they can put full on intercourse?

Because intercourse is pleasurable for women whereas receiving a blowjob denies the woman that pleasure which makes it inherently better.
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:48 PM   #19
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This article isn't in the form "<insert number> ways to improve your life" therefore I can not read it.
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I like and can respect categorizing things and putting numbers behind them, but all that work just to tell me more money meant happier lives? i already knew that.

There was much more than that
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