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Old 12-23-2013, 10:23 PM   #1
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Breath in, breath out. That was a nice fart :)

Everyone farts, everyone breathes, and eventually everyone breathes farts.

You can breathe through your nose or through your mouth, but which breathing technique do you use when you're involuntarily breathing someone else's colon sigh?
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Old 12-23-2013, 10:25 PM   #2
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Old 12-23-2013, 10:55 PM   #3
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I'm training myself to breathe through my ears for this purpose. Farts smell because of poo particles, you know
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Old 12-23-2013, 11:21 PM   #4
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at the very least, the nose feels more like there's a filter before it goes straight into your body
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Old 12-23-2013, 11:38 PM   #5
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I'm not asking for advice guys, I know how to smell poop the right way
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Old 12-23-2013, 11:43 PM   #6
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i hate the word fart. i dont like typing it and i dont like saying it. i avoid saying the word at all costs.

the only other person i know of that does this is comedian jimmy pardo
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Old 12-23-2013, 11:55 PM   #7
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I just stop breathing, unless I'm the one that farted. Then I just smile and wait.
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Old 12-24-2013, 12:03 AM   #8
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I'm training myself to breathe through my ears for this purpose. Farts smell because of poo particles, you know

no they don't
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Old 12-24-2013, 12:18 AM   #9
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I only smell my own farts
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Old 12-24-2013, 12:21 AM   #10
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This is a hypothetical situation. You couldn't leave the room or cover your nose.
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Old 12-24-2013, 12:30 AM   #11
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Just the thought of holding my mouth open in someone's fart disgusts me. So, I use my nose.
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Old 12-24-2013, 12:50 AM   #12
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Gasp for air and scream for help
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Old 12-24-2013, 02:42 AM   #13
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no they don't

everybody knows smelling a fart is pretty much the equivalent of eating a turd
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Old 12-24-2013, 03:23 AM   #14
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Alright, now I have seen it all.
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Old 12-24-2013, 04:17 AM   #15
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i hate the word fart. i dont like typing it and i dont like saying it. i avoid saying the word at all costs.

the only other person i know of that does this is comedian jimmy pardo


You just typed it though. I hope you still have a nice day.

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I heard Cartmans farts are yummy yummy.
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Old 12-24-2013, 09:07 AM   #16
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i still put my nose in my shirt and breathe there
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