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Old 09-24-2012, 06:07 AM   #1
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Need to look into Nissan for an interview

It's for a business/customer service apprenticeship. I have no idea where to start as the company is so big! Any help? Cheers!
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Old 09-24-2012, 06:09 AM   #2
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Old 09-24-2012, 06:09 AM   #3
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Just make sure you have a basic knowledge of the company (pro-tip: they make cars), look into how long the site's been there - are they an established employer in your area (example: Rolls Royce in Derby is a long established employer in the area) - they wont expect you to know the in's and out's of the company - as long as you show that you've a basic interest, you'll be fine.

Keep it simple, and keep it local.
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Old 09-24-2012, 06:10 AM   #4
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Old 09-24-2012, 06:11 AM   #5
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That is the logo...

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Old 09-24-2012, 06:12 AM   #6
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Old 09-24-2012, 06:15 AM   #7
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Old 09-24-2012, 06:22 AM   #8
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Spend the whole interview calling them Datsun.
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Old 09-24-2012, 06:25 AM   #9
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Oh my god do this




just go down to their local branch and ask for a job?
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Old 09-24-2012, 06:43 AM   #10
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Tell them you think the GTR is the best car ever.
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Old 09-24-2012, 06:44 AM   #11
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Find a guy with one and ask him to look into the car?
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Old 09-24-2012, 06:52 AM   #12
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What do you need to look into, exactly?

Are you one of those bright, young government agents pretending to be an apprentice so you can check if they've been doctoring their books?
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:44 AM   #13
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What do you need to look into, exactly?

Are you one of those bright, young government agents pretending to be an apprentice so you can check if they've been doctoring their books?


No haha, I'm an actual apprentice(hopefully) I just need a basic knowledge, the previous posts have helped me(well some of them ) I'll look into my local garage.
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:55 AM   #14
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Maybe try looking for something for the company's power structures and branches and stuff. Would be rad if the interviewer happened to mention some department and you'd be all: "Oh yeah, that Steve is cool guy, meng."
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:17 AM   #15
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Get across their product range and perhaps get an understanding of their prespective markets, i.e small zippy cars aimed at inner city living and/or young female demographic.

Also where and when they were founded, maybe number of units sold last financial year?
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:40 AM   #16
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Walk out onto the street and wait until you get hit by a Nissan.
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:42 AM   #17
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:01 AM   #18
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Drive to the interview in one of these.






I'd hire you because you obviously know what's up.
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:02 AM   #19
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I'd hire you because you obviously know what's up.


I'd hire anyone if they drove that. No matter what the job, they'll always know what's up.
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:04 AM   #20
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I'd hire anyone if they drove that. No matter what the job, they'll always know what's up.







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