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Old 09-24-2012, 07:59 PM   #1
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That feel

I sit down to pee, and and it is super cold in my house so I'm having a little shrinkage going on (if you know what I mean). I peed on my ball sack


Does anyone know that feel?
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:01 PM   #2
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:03 PM   #3
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:04 PM   #4
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Sit down to pee? What are you gay?
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:04 PM   #5
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:07 PM   #6
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:08 PM   #7
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Where did you get balls to go with your vagina?
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:08 PM   #8
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:09 PM   #9
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:12 PM   #10
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:15 PM   #11
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:16 PM   #12
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:17 PM   #13
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:17 PM   #14
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Lol tbh I kind of can relate, because since I am frightened of public bathrooms I have no alternative but to sit down to piss, but I have never peed on my ballsack lol.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:23 PM   #15
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That has never happened to me.

However this one time when I was taking a piss, the stream shot backwards and got all over my pants. Luckily I was at home.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:24 PM   #16
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I sit down when I pee
There's nothing that crazy 'bout me
I'm just takin' a wizz, mind your own bizz
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:24 PM   #17
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:24 PM   #18
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Lol tbh I kind of can relate, because since I am frightened of public bathrooms I have no alternative but to sit down to piss, but I have never peed on my ballsack lol.

Why do you have to sit down because you're scared of public bathrooms. Just pee standing up in the stall
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Lol tbh I kind of can relate, because since I am frightened of public bathrooms I have no alternative but to sit down to piss, but I have never peed on my ballsack lol.


Why aren't you more afraid of the aids on the toilet seat?
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:26 PM   #20
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You pissed on your sack?

I thought the sack is what shrunk when you got cold, not the shaft. If that's the case then I've never experienced shrinkage.

I can't say I've ever pissed on my own sack. You must have a short shaft.
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