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Old 09-24-2012, 08:27 PM   #21
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But ometh, when you sit down in a public toilet you get all the aids and shit diseases.

I stand up to piss when I'm out, but I can understand when at home and the thought of "**** it, I'm to lazy to stand" comes to mind.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:28 PM   #22
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Well this is awkward... I guess nobody know that feel bro.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:29 PM   #23
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don't you mean "that feeling"

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Old 09-24-2012, 08:38 PM   #24
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no


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Nope.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:39 PM   #25
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:40 PM   #26
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You pissed on your sack?

I thought the sack is what shrunk when you got cold, not the shaft. If that's the case then I've never experienced shrinkage.

I can't say I've ever pissed on my own sack. You must have a short shaft.



Well, you saw from the OP. He calls it his 'little shrinkage'.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:47 PM   #27
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Why do you have to sit down because you're scared of public bathrooms. Just pee standing up in the stall

That's what I'm afraid of. I can't piss with some random dude standing next to me with his **** in hand

I normally just use the stalls and piss standing, but there are times when someone bursts in like a douchebag and my bladder goes "HOLY SHIT TOO DANGEROUS NO WAY MAN" and i have to like sit down. Most of the times I don't actually sit down, just squat, but if the toilet is clean, why not. And I don't care if my ass catches some kind of disease, he's a piece of shit and he deserves to suffer. Like when I wanna shit real bad and I'm approaching my house but I'm not in the building yet and my bowels go crazy, I'm like "NO, YOU WAIT" and he's like "FUCK YOU YOU SHIT NOW" and I have to run like crazy to not poop myself. Or when my belly aches and I go to take a shit and he's like "NOPE" and then I go out and he's like "OOOPS, YOU'RE FUCKED" and I have to squeeze in the shit.
Fuck them asses. Seriously, fuck them to hell. I say we banish them and their shitting shenanigans forever.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:48 PM   #28
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Well, you saw from the OP. He calls it his 'little shrinkage'.


Well, there is a limit as to how much it can shrink...
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:48 PM   #29
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That has never happened to me.

However this one time when I was taking a piss, the stream shot backwards and got all over my pants. Luckily I was at home.

I was taking a shit one time and when I started pissing the stream went right through the crack between the seat and the porcelain bowl and got all over my pants. Shit sucked, I was at home too though so that was fortunate.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:49 PM   #30
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Well, there is a limit as to how much it can shrink...


Depends how big (or small) it is in the first place.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:50 PM   #31
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I was taking a shit one time and when I started pissing the stream went right through the crack between the seat and the porcelain bowl and got all over my pants. Shit sucked, I was at home too though so that was fortunate.

Once when I was squatting down to piss I managed to piss all over the floor and a bit over my shoes. I didn't noticed it until it was too late. I guess I'm just ******ed
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:54 PM   #32
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:55 PM   #33
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I was taking a shit one time and when I started pissing the stream went right through the crack between the seat and the porcelain bowl and got all over my pants. Shit sucked, I was at home too though so that was fortunate.


This happened to me in the 4th grade
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I was taking a shit one time and when I started pissing the stream went right through the crack between the seat and the porcelain bowl and got all over my pants. Shit sucked, I was at home too though so that was fortunate.


THAT FUCKING FEEL
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:56 PM   #35
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I was taking a shit one time and when I started pissing the stream went right through the crack between the seat and the porcelain bowl and got all over my pants. Shit sucked, I was at home too though so that was fortunate.

I HATE THAT!!!
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:56 PM   #36
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ive peed in the cold sitting down (because im also shitting) and have never had that problem. One day a girl will love you, regardless of your cork sized wang
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:57 PM   #37
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Depends how big (or small) it is in the first place.


Exactly!
I have never had this problem, and even if I do not make a habit out of measuring with other men, I'd say I'm probably quite average (for a Scandinavian, which is slightly larger than the average American, but on the same level as a Canadian). I could do better though, I could be gay for example, as there is a certain relationship between a longer penis and being gay.
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:00 PM   #38
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sit down to pee?

you either don't know how to stand up peeing, your mom doesn't like piss all over the floor, or you are lazy or gay

or maybe all of them
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:00 PM   #39
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sit down to pee?

you either don't know how to stand up peeing, your mom doesn't like piss all over the floor, or you are lazy or gay

or maybe all of them

I'm gay 4 u bb
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:06 PM   #40
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even during shrinkage my dong is still able to clear at least my balls and my pube fro

...i do hate when a pube somehoe gets caught on your dick and that hurts


...and ive also had a strange moment when the stream doesnt go where you aiming for some reason instead of forward it goes like at 30 degree of center and then you end up pissing on your shoes
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