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Old 09-24-2012, 09:08 PM   #41
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occasionally i sit down to pee but that's when i know my ****ed up nozzle is gonna spray all over the place so i spare myself a mess

i've never pissed on my balls though.. lean forward a bit more or something
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:14 PM   #42
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TS has a small penis and just posted about it in the pit?
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:15 PM   #43
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TS has a small penis and just posted about it in the pit?

where have we seen this before?

hmm
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:17 PM   #44
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TS has a small penis and just posted about it in the pit?

It fits my mouth nicely so STFU
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:21 PM   #45
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No dude. Does anyone know that feel when your balls dip in the toilet that you just peed in (whilst shitting of course)?

It's the worst.
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:33 PM   #46
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You must have a small shaft bruh
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Old 09-24-2012, 10:06 PM   #47
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I was taking a shit one time and when I started pissing the stream went right through the crack between the seat and the porcelain bowl and got all over my pants. Shit sucked, I was at home too though so that was fortunate.

I've done this too
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You pissed on your sack?

I thought the sack is what shrunk when you got cold, not the shaft. If that's the case then I've never experienced shrinkage.

I can't say I've ever pissed on my own sack. You must have a short shaft.

My sack does sometimes but often it's my shaft. I'm not necessarily the most packing person though either
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Old 09-24-2012, 10:17 PM   #48
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It's okay: I have big balls so i do know this feel. You aren't alone, Snake. And you never will be.

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Old 09-24-2012, 10:19 PM   #49
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I mean I like men, but that's still pretty gay dude.
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Old 09-24-2012, 10:31 PM   #50
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My sack does sometimes but often it's my shaft. I'm not necessarily the most packing person though either

Sorry, I didn't mean to be so degrading

Whenever I am sitting and have to pee, I usually have to angle it down so I don't pee out of the toilet. I don't know if anyone else shares that trouble. It's annoying though.
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Old 09-24-2012, 10:32 PM   #51
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wat

i dont know that feel bro
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:11 PM   #52
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It's koo
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:38 PM   #53
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I don't get it, does it go inside you when you sit down?
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:39 PM   #54
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That happened once to me. I was shitting and the shit made me have to pee. I'm the ultimate grower not shower (it's a goddamn magic tric, I'm thinking of buying a specialty little hat to put on it or a wand or something), plus my balls are pretty large.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:44 PM   #55
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I'm having a difficult time even imagining the logistics of how something like that could happen, so no, I don't know that feel...
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:45 PM   #56
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What are you, a woman? No, I stand up to pee, because that's what men do.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:48 PM   #57
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:52 PM   #58
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That happened once to me. I was shitting and the shit made me have to pee. I'm the ultimate grower not shower (it's a goddamn magic tric, I'm thinking of buying a specialty little hat to put on it or a wand or something), plus my balls are pretty large.

At long last I'm not alone ;_____;
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:52 PM   #59
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How does that even happen?
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That feel when this happens and your girlfriend's like "are you okay?" and you have to explain that you just got a pube stuck under your foreskin.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:56 PM   #60
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How does that even happen?

That feel when this happens and your girlfriend's like "are you okay?" and you have to explain that you just got a pube stuck under your foreskin.


Why don't you shave?

Then the only thing you have to explain is the post-sex pee stream that forks like bloody lightning all up the walls and shit.
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