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Old 09-25-2012, 04:47 PM   #81
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^i think we need some female "input" about the subject.

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Old 09-25-2012, 06:32 PM   #82
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Snake?

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Old 09-25-2012, 06:40 PM   #83
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Maybe you're shrinking up because of all those nanomachines, FoxDie, and what have you.
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Old 09-25-2012, 07:10 PM   #84
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I did a poowee the other day and I lifted up my junk to see how big the poo was cos it felt really big and I clenched a bit to get the excess poo out and forgot that I was still holding my weiner and I wee'd on my leg a little
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:13 PM   #85
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Maybe you're shrinking up because of all those nanomachines, FoxDie, and what have you.

That's what I get for slitherin with Naomi condomless
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:17 PM   #86
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Never feeled that feel bro.
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:27 PM   #87
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No, Snake, I do not know that feel.

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TFW when your pubic hair gets caught in your foreskin and the pain paralyses you.

Or this one.

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Lol tbh I kind of can relate, because since I am frightened of public bathrooms

I do know this feel

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I have no alternative but to sit down to piss

but I don't even understand this feel
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:39 PM   #88
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That feel when you drop a d and the toilet water splashback hits your balls.
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:09 PM   #89
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Willy looks like he's getting his willy sucked.

That feel when you get a blowjob...
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:40 PM   #90
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Willy looks like he's getting his willy sucked.

That feel when you get a blowjob...


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Old 09-25-2012, 09:41 PM   #91
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I have tiny balls so I don't know that feel. I dunno if I should "" or if I should "".
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:43 PM   #92
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I have tiny balls so I don't know that feel. I dunno if I should "" or if I should "".

I'd say a sadstack is in order.
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Old 09-25-2012, 10:18 PM   #93
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That feel when you drop a d and the toilet water splashback hits your balls.



Put some toilet paper in there first so that it's floating on the surface. No more splashback!
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Old 09-25-2012, 10:25 PM   #94
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Slightly off topic, but when watching porn with a black guy in it, does anyone else feel inadequate?

I do.
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Old 09-25-2012, 10:26 PM   #95
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I often sit down to piss, just because in some situations its much easier. But thats never happened to me.

As long as we're discussing painful things to happen to our genitals, has anyone else ever worn swimming trunks with the mesh material inside, and the holes somehow get stuck on the skin of your dick and you have to pull it off carefully... but there's really no careful way to do it because it hurts anyway? That feel...
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Old 09-25-2012, 10:50 PM   #96
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tfw when your dick touches the toilet bowl
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That feel when you drop a d and the toilet water splashback hits your balls.

Or when is splashes up your crack, or your leg, or basically anywhere. I've never had the splashback wet my dong, thank fuck.

-shudders-

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TFW when your pubic hair gets caught in your foreskin and the pain paralyses you.

-cringes in pain-

I know those feels, bros.

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I was taking a shit one time and when I started pissing the stream went right through the crack between the seat and the porcelain bowl and got all over my pants. Shit sucked, I was at home too though so that was fortunate.

What? How. Surely if you're seated your dick is too far in the bowl for that to even be possible.

As for the feel in the OP; I can't even begin to comprehend...
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Old 09-26-2012, 02:02 AM   #97
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Slightly off topic, but when watching porn with a black guy in it, does anyone else feel inadequate?

I do.



if it makes you feel any better, the world record for biggest dong is
held by a white guy
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Old 09-26-2012, 02:15 AM   #98
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Old 09-26-2012, 02:19 AM   #99
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Fuuuuuuuuuck no

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