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Getting caught wanking by your mum 44 26.67%
Having a dream where you have sex with your mum 45 27.27%
bro............................ 76 46.06%
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:36 PM   #1
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Which is worse?

inb4 "one of these happened to TS last night and now he feels bad cos he is such an idiot"




cos that's not true










cos they both happened.
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:36 PM   #2
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What are they?

EDIT: Now the poll is up
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:37 PM   #3
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the third one is definitely worse

EDIT: ooooooohhhh it's a poll

EDIT 2:

Nah they're both fine, I mean, If she caught you wanking then said 'need any help?'

That would be hot.
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:37 PM   #4
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:37 PM   #5
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This tops anything i've ever experienced.
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:37 PM   #6
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Getting caught. At least you can make a dream lucid.
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:38 PM   #7
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2nd one.

Because I never get caught and therefore it's not feasible that option 1 could ever happen.
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:38 PM   #8
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:42 PM   #9
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"Having a dream where you have sex with your mum"

cos they both happened.


Was she any good?
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:43 PM   #10
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Was she any good?

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Old 09-25-2012, 03:43 PM   #11
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You smoked a couple of joints, you're tired as phuck, go to sleep, wake up randomly at 2:30 am, turn to the side and this is sleeping next to you. What do you do?



























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Old 09-25-2012, 03:44 PM   #13
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I bet it gives great head^
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:44 PM   #14
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cos they both happened.

Wow, is there something you need to tell us, KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT?
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:44 PM   #15
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:46 PM   #16
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I've never understood how people get caught wanking.
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:48 PM   #17
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Your mom catching you is worse...

Never had either happen, but I can shake off a dream. I couldn't shake off my aunt walking in while I gave the trash can a facial.
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:49 PM   #18
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I've never understood how people get caught wanking.

seriously. the closest i've ever come (lol) to getting caught is when my mom knocks on the door and then tries to open it and the door's locked.
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Wow, is there something you need to tell us, KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT?

before the dream with my mum, I was having a dream with this really hot girl I know in, we got all the way to my house, up my stairs, to my room, took our clothes off, I split her legs apart and THEN I WOKE UP

and the dream with my mum went off unhinged





this is what I'm most upset about.






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Old 09-25-2012, 03:50 PM   #20
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I've never understood how people get caught wanking.

This. Seriously.

Do you guys like fap in the ******* or something?
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