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Old 09-25-2012, 03:52 PM   #21
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before the dream with my mum, I was having a dream with this really hot girl I know in, we got all the way to my house, up my stairs, to my room, took our clothes off, I split her legs apart and THEN I WOKE UP

and the dream with my mum went off unhinged





this is what I'm most upset about.






Also please call me Dhan I hate my username.



alright dhan,

Maybe tonight they'll combine and you'll have an awesome three-way dream?
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:53 PM   #22
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I'm American and what the hell is a mum?
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:54 PM   #23
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does anyone wanna ask what happened in the dream

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Old 09-25-2012, 03:54 PM   #24
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I'm American and what the hell is a mum?



It's this thing that makes the world revolve around americans and their lifestyle.
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:55 PM   #25
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does anyone wanna ask what happened in the dream



I asked if she was good


What else happened then?
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:56 PM   #26
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:00 PM   #27
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I asked if she was good


What else happened then?

Well she was upset so my gran told me to talk to her and we were in our old house and she was on the floor next to her bed and then we made up so she got in bed so we spooned and then I started grabbing her boobs and then asked her a question and the answers were A) One Direction B) Justin Beiber C) (Can't remember but it was another gay pop group) and B) was allocated to her fufu and A) & C) to her knees and I was like "I think the answers Justin Bieber can I go down and check?" (might use this line in the future) and she said "you dirty old man " and then I started eating her out.


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Old 09-25-2012, 04:02 PM   #28
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Well she was upset so my gran told me to talk to her and we were in our old house and she was on the floor next to her bed and then we made up so she got in bed so we spooned and then I started grabbing her boobs and then asked her a question and the answers were A) One Direction B) Justin Beiber C) (Can't remember but it was another gay pop group) and C) was allocated to her fufu and A) & B) to her knees and I was like "I think the answers Justin Bieber can I go down and check?" (might use this line in the future) and she said "you dirty old man :P" and then I started eating her out.


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Well she was upset so my gran told me to talk to her and we were in our old house and she was on the floor next to her bed and then we made up so she got in bed so we spooned and then I started grabbing her boobs and then asked her a question and the answers were A) One Direction B) Justin Beiber C) (Can't remember but it was another gay pop group) and B) was allocated to her fufu and A) & C) to her knees and I was like "I think the answers Justin Bieber can I go down and check?" (might use this line in the future) and she said "you dirty old man :P" and then I started eating her out.



I hate it when that happens.
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Well she was upset so my gran told me to talk to her and we were in our old house and she was on the floor next to her bed and then we made up so she got in bed so we spooned and then I started grabbing her boobs and then asked her a question and the answers were A) One Direction B) Justin Beiber C) (Can't remember but it was another gay pop group) and B) was allocated to her fufu and A) & C) to her knees and I was like "I think the answers Justin Bieber can I go down and check?" (might use this line in the future) and she said "you dirty old man " and then I started eating her out.


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Old 09-25-2012, 04:08 PM   #31
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So basically, TS had a dream about banging his mum, and then cranked one out whilst thinking about it, when his mum walked in and caught the load in the face.
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:08 PM   #32
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I think the only rational course of action from here is to actually have sex with your mum.














in all seriousness though, it's all good. unless you're some hippy fuck psychotherapist, dreams don't mean a thing. watch a crazy movie and forget it ever happened. or have sex with her, just sayin.
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:23 PM   #33
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pics?

ya know.....so we can see which would reeeeeally be worse.

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Old 09-25-2012, 04:26 PM   #35
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i once had a dream where i was a young girl having sex with an old man...
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i once had a dream where i was a young girl having sex with an old man...

when I was around 11 I had a dream I was having sex with Buu saga Trunks in the air (we rubbed wieners together)
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:46 PM   #37
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Walking in on your mom taking herself to pound town couldn't get it up for two weeks after that true story.


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What the hell is that?
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